This isn't another lies thread

i havent talked to my darlin in a month

 

I am unhappy to be up this early as I am not looking forward to a parcel delivery

 

There's something not quite right here.

This report on my granny dying says
"Cause of death.....Premature Autopsy"!!!




[oops]

 

i love cranberries

 

I have a video of 'toes winning the freestyle frog-popping contest!

 

puggy watches that video every 20 minutes every day

 

Is aroused by the fact that puggy watches her.

 

i like broccoli

 

I am looking forward to tomorrow

 

i always live in the future

 

I am not tired

 

I had roadkill for dinner, and it was yummy...

 

i never eat breakfast

 

The past is a nightmare with white hair. im never going to be able to wake up again.

 

i dont like milk in my hot chocolate

 

I just got a new mobile phone called a Galaxy Ace and I understand how to use it with NO problems...honest I do.

 

i 'm growing a beard

 

I don't have a headache this morning...

 

I am sooo not looking forward to the 17th June - honest!

 

I am not excited to have a job interview today!