This isn't another lies thread

I really worry about what people think of my car

 

I can't imagine owning more that 1 car.

 

I'd MUCH rather drive my car than zoom around on my bike.

 

I love standing in queues

 

I really love being behind the prat in the petrol station who buys a packet of wildly overpriced sandwiches,biscuits,two skinny late mocha cappuccinos,two scratch cards,a packet of wine gums and a lottery ticket-then pays by credit card!

ARRRRRRRGGGGHH!

the voices say KILL!

 

I believe the whole idea of a queue in a bank is that you join it as soon as you arrive, and then wait until you get to the counter to start writing out your paperwork.

 

Ah-see,I've been standing in line waiting to ROB the place-then the rotten shit ahead of me does exactly what you've described.

At which point the other tellers all put up their 'Position Closed' cards,[BASTIDS!] so I have to get back to work coz I can't wait any longer.

So,I'm putting my balaclava,spud gun and bag marked 'Swag' on ebay.

 

I'm going to buy Puggy's balaclava, spud gun and swag bag off Ebay, and pay by cheque. That way I'll get to find who he really is, and where he lives. :mickey:

 

I don't really exist,BB-I'm a figment of a fevered imagination.

 

I always know what puggy's talking about.

 

Thank God!--Would you mind explaining to ME,RH?

 

Anytime.

 

Jolly good....ok,I'm listening.

I just can't get the hang of this 'rational' concept.

 

I'm a little busy right now, I shamed BB into having a New Years Drink with me.

 

Oh,well done,that man!

Get her to show you her Moonwalk-it's hilarious!

[it isn't supposed to be,but...well...y'know...]

 

I'm not laughing right now..................

 

Hoooo....ah....errm....ok.


[wanders off,idly kicks a stone,whistling]

 

i'm not laughing even louder right now...................

 

And I'm moonwalking ...

 

i love opera music