This isn't another lies thread

i'm drunk

 

I am not looking forward to my egg and tomato sanwich supper - Billski not looking forward to anything either....non xxx

 

I think I'll fire up the ole tractor and drive slowly into town tonight....;-D

 

I like picking off ducklings with my bb gun.

 

HEYYYYY!!!!! I'm REALLY looking forward to going back in to work tomorrow morning!!!

 

i'm not really looking forward ta seeing my future godsons first baby scan photo tomorrow.

 

I am not looking forward to my trip next weekend. But I am looking forward to putting all the rubbish and recycling out 1st thing in morning

 

Cannibal Island is my new favorite movie.

 

i am a cannibal

 

Some idiot just tried to tell me Lois Griffin isn't real-as if I'd listen to such a fool!

 

Wow! What an enjoyable day at work THAT was

 

i've just landed on pluto

 

I hate chicken...Billski hates it too - no yums from us!

 

i hate all birds

 

I am not going to bed soon as it has not been a long Birthday for me and I have not enjoyed it at all.

My mate did not take me out for a Birthday lunch nor did he give me a bottle of wine which I have so not nearly consumed.

Billski is not stuffed and is not looking fwd to a little ice cream before bed - I am not either.

 

this is'nt a happy birthday wish arty:

 

No thanks for the birthday wish! Honest - no 'x' either.

The co-op did not have a half price offer on Original Magnums - I did not buy a 3 box for £1.32......and am certainly not going to get one from the freezer now....and would not wish to see little Billski lick off the rest of Magnum I would not leave for him.

Crikey, I not tired now, not midnight here, and am certainly not going to the freezer to grab a Magnum!

Night night...I off to Church!

 

thats ok, your definitely not welcome ha! ha!honest! an no x back either.an i'm really enjoying listening to all them lovely magnums you have when i dont have no icecream right now.an i'm not wishing i was bilski getting the rest of the magnum. nite doc. i'm off ta confession now:devil:

 

I'm going to catch grasshopper and dip them in chocolate and then eat them,yummy for my tummy...

 

I'm not sat here gazing across the beach that isn't there from my window that I don't have,not looking out across the bay that doesn't exist,wavelets not twinkling in the evening sunlight that isn't shining,for the 1st time in two weeks of rain that we haven't had. It's SO not beautiful. or something.