This isn't another lies thread

Everyone in the world is bad

 

everyone in the world is good

 

everyone in the world is real

 

Everyone on hipforums are nice people

 

I dislike cheese.

 

wasps dont sting

 

i like to eat wasps with my dinner

 

Deep fried wasps are a tasty low-cal treat, and crunchy.

 

i need a toothpick to pick out the wasp legs out of my teeth right now

 

It's quite attractive, you using a screwdriver to clean your teeth.

 

wants to borrow my screwdriver to pick his nose

 

stole my toolbox ha! ha!

 

ate my toolbox for dinner which is why i took your toolbox!

 

I have chicken on my boots knees face......and in my pocket

 

I am sitting on the moon right now

 

I worked hard today but not enough to deserve a beer when I get home

 

beer is nonexistant

 

I tried freeze dried flies

 

i can fly

 

I can Fry