This isn't another lies thread

leg waxes arent painful and thats why i get them...oooh 3 lies for the price of one.

 

i am the oldest person on earth

 

I am the cutest person on earth

 

I saw BeachBall last night

 

I saw Weeattoes, too ... and she didn't have any clothes on

 

and beachball loved it

 

That's a lie!!!

 

Beachy can say whole sentences containing words of less than one syllable

 

I can indeed!

, : " "!

 

bb is'nt smart

 

i don't miss chatting with roamy

 

I don't enjoy being drunk

 

I'm 27 feet tall

 

I'm taller than you ... shortarse

 

I have powers of invisibility

 

Beachbum invented the exploding prayer mat...prophets are hitting the roof!

 

I can turn into a mouse

 

I do not have to get up at 2am,so I'm not saying goodnight,HF,sweet dreams.

 

I am the saddest person on earth

 

I can twist a cherry stalk into a knot with my teeth