This isn't another lies thread

And the owner of the diner where Buddy Holly flips burgers is the king himself, Elvis...

 

That's what he wants you to think ... but actually he's just another of those impersonators.

(As was Elvis himself, as it happens ... )

 

Glen Miller taught BB King how to play drums

 

That's nothing. Ringo Starr taught me how to play the Glockenspiel

 

Ringo who?

 

You know ... the hamster eater

 

Being but a lad of a mere 28 summers,I have no knowledge of whom you speak!

 

I knew you were in the habit of spending September - March in the Northern hemisphere and March - September in the Southern ... but I never realised that it had been your habit for so long that you'd only enjoyed 1 summer in 3!!!

 

I'm driving around town in the car that I won on the Oprah show, the day she gave then away. I'm also going to be on the cover of O` magazine next month.

 

i had tea today with E.T.

 

Jedward should have their own TV series...

 

I don't like this thread.

 

i trust everyone

 

I have never pooped in my life

 

I think the British Government are doing a fantastic job...

 

^^^ yeah, fuck it... i'll marry a banker...

 

I will marry lollallyloukins

 

i just slipped on a banana skin an broke my leg in twenty different places

 

I ate your leg.

 

i replaced my leg with one a yours