This isn't another lies thread

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by BeachBall, Dec 22, 2011.

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  1. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    i 'm just visiting planet earth for the day
     
  2. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm going to the moon next week.
     
  3. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    i'm comin' with ya
     
  4. oxyqueen

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    I never look at the caller I.D. to screen calls. I just always answer the phone.
     
  5. roamy

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    i can fly
     
  6. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    I am a fly.
     
  7. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    I enjoyed watching my team win the rugby this afternoon
     
  8. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    I start each day with a good scrum.
     
  9. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    I once played for the All Blacks
     
  10. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    i love golf
     
  11. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    I was the 1993 World Tiddlywinks Champion
     
  12. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    I got kicked out of the Procrastinators Union for paying my dues on time.
     
  13. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    I've been meaning to post my membership application for that organisation since 1973
     
  14. apothecaryvybez

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    I didn't makeout with Miss Teaxas
     
  15. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    I was the Prestatyn Butlins' Miss Bouncing Boobs 1983
     
  16. BlueLightRain

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    I discovered that pterodactyls actually had two throats, and that's how they made that crazy screeching noise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shh3teASy3Y"]Johnny Quest beginning and end credits - YouTube
     
  17. roamy

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    i'm never inspired
     
  18. stanburyfam

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    I resemble the greek god Adonis and my wife looks like a porn star but is only interested in cooking and doing me and the laundry..
     
  19. oxyqueen

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    I've never farted in public and walked off.
     
  20. stanburyfam

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    I've never farted
     
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