This isn't another lies thread

i 'm just visiting planet earth for the day

 

I'm going to the moon next week.

 

i'm comin' with ya

 

I never look at the caller I.D. to screen calls. I just always answer the phone.

 

i can fly

 

I am a fly.

 

I enjoyed watching my team win the rugby this afternoon

 

I start each day with a good scrum.

 

I once played for the All Blacks

 

i love golf

 

I was the 1993 World Tiddlywinks Champion

 

I got kicked out of the Procrastinators Union for paying my dues on time.

 

I've been meaning to post my membership application for that organisation since 1973

 

I didn't makeout with Miss Teaxas

 

I was the Prestatyn Butlins' Miss Bouncing Boobs 1983

 

I discovered that pterodactyls actually had two throats, and that's how they made that crazy screeching noise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shh3teASy3Y"]Johnny Quest beginning and end credits - YouTube

 

i'm never inspired

 

I resemble the greek god Adonis and my wife looks like a porn star but is only interested in cooking and doing me and the laundry..

 

I've never farted in public and walked off.

 

I've never farted