this may seem a little strange...

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Mother's Love, Nov 3, 2008.

  1. Eskimo101

    Eskimo101 Banned

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    i think im making out pretty well with a promised 8 dollars an hour
     
  2. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    not bad for a dishie.. round here they get minimum usually
     
  3. Eskimo101

    Eskimo101 Banned

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    minimum here is 6 bucks
     
  4. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    I think you're confused about how the chicken life cycle works.

    egg+sperm=baby chicken

    egg+carton=no baby chicken
     
  5. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    lol, you're only half right! hens lay eggs with or without a rooster (im not planning on getting a rooster until im sure i can handle more chickens. plus they are loud and make angry neighbors) the carton/ refrigerator doesn't change it. a fertilized egg has to be incubated before it will hatch, so even if its fertilized as long as you don't incubate/ brood it its still just an egg. some hens try to brood unfertilized eggs, which is just a waste of time, but most of the brooding instincts have been bred out of todays chickens.

    the eggs that come in a carton are from hens that never see a rooster, and arent even meaty enough to feed poor people. i want rhode island reds, they are good dual birds.
    theres a video on youtube called "from coop to soup" and the first time i watched it i was like "yeah, i can handle that." i can't wait, i even designed my coop!
     
  6. kansas

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    I think the woman behind the counter looked like she was Indian, not American-Indian, Indian-Indian. She had a weird smile on her face as I walked in. I was looking at the bracelets. He said he was looking for work. He said, "I applied for work as a dishwasher over at the hotel. I'll find out tomorrow, but if they don't, there's six other places looking for dishwashers."
    I didn't really get a good look at him. He looked like a dishwasher. I believed him, but now I think he was lying. I think he took something. She seemed real nervous. I should have done something. I didn't know. Is she alright? Do you think he - did she identify him? If she's dead now, how did you get my name? I don't know any dishwashers.

    everytime i hear anything about dishwashers i think about this song i used to listen to in 6th grade it was just this man talking and talking and it was a really interesting story
    i got the cd from this christian dollar store thing but the songs on the cd were really sexual aha or at least thats what i remember

    mothers love is a pretty name
    i wouldnt have ever thought about that
    motherlessness is clay colored!
     
  7. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    thank you, and if you don't mind, i'd like some of what you're smoking.
     
  8. kansas

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    i will share!
     
  9. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    I read you post and I'm still confused about how I'm half right... Other then the fact that the fertilized egg need incubated which is immaterial.
     
  10. Severely stoned

    Severely stoned Senior Member

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    Anywhere around Aspen/ Snowmass area?
     
  11. Severely stoned

    Severely stoned Senior Member

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    :D

    ROFL!

    This is amazing!

    If it was shorter id put it in my sig.
     
  12. kansas

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    ::: D tankz
    ahaha aw
     
  13. Mother's Love

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    egg+ sperm+ incubation=chick
    egg+incubation=no chick
    egg+carton= irrelevant.

    im just saying the carton has nothing to do with it.
     
  14. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    obviously. lol. the word carton could be substituted for any receptacle.
     
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