This thread will be about sex, but it will be so random that it does belong in RT

I masturbated.

 

Oh. I did not need to know that, but OK.
A simple No would have been enough.

 

Does it not turn you on to think about me masturbating?

 

she's not fully trained, bird, you have to be patient.

 

Should it turn me on ?

Oh sweetie, I am not that easily turned on. Its gonna take more than that.
Che uccello divertente...

 

I remember you did not need that much training.

 

define fully trained.

 

How about if I tell you I just masturbated and shot my cum on the screen?
In that case you can lick your screen and pretend to taste my cum.

 

I am a nice well behaved girl. I dont appreciate u being vulgar. :redface:

 

I bet you are soaking wet right now.

 

fftopic:
and dont be such a perv.

 

I have lots of sex on the weekend

I resume knitting during the weekdays

 

Very ontopic. And you reaction proves me I am right.

 

i was self-trained.

 

No, it doesnt.
It just proves ur questions are inappropriate for a young lady like myself.

 

I dont get this whole training thing. who is training whom ? and for what ? :huh:

 

I bet you are actually a guy pretending to be a hot Croatian chick.

 

* not gonna let Bird annoy me *
*not gonna let Bird annoy me *
* not gonna let Bird annoy me *
*not gonna let Bird annoy me *

 

you'll understand when you submit.

 

submit to what ?