This thread will be about sex, but it will be so random that it does belong in RT

oh, except some of those silly sbarro or california pizza kitchen. why church up something so purely simple?

 

i have good pizza :tongue:

or for those who want steak - mine is nicely marinated and juicy

:tongue:

 

suuuuuuure

for you fitz, i am a vegetarian

 

Okay, this is not the first time a thread goes offtopic.
But usually the offtopicness is about sex and this thread is supposed to be about sex and we are discussing food?

What a world we live in.

 

it's the two most important things to people, food and sex.

 

Those are the two things I really like as well. Although usually not together, which is a bit strange really.

 

in rt a topic must go off topic, and if the topic is sex than the only logical way to go off topic is food

 

Bananas are okay, and cucumbers too, but otherwise it is too offtopic really.

 

Which reminds me. Did you ever masturbate with a banana or cucumber, Indian?

 

bananas are scratchy when they're in the peel, and they leave icky ooze inside if they're not in the peel. not sanitary. i eat cucumbers.

 

How about other fruits/foods?

 

Pineapples usually.

 

You masturbate with pineapples?!?!

 

sausance is unsanitary, too. you know, i know from experience: never ever ever try to eat honey from a woman's special place. OMFG. uke:

 

Never tried honey, but semi-hot melted chocolate is good.

 

stay AWAY from the honey. no joke. it's foul. use it elsewhere.

 

How about on your boobs?
I would like to lick it from there.

 

Yes birdy pineapples. Sometimes two at a time, backwards.

 

Wow, you must not be as tight as I thought you would be.

 

you may do so. you would LOVE IT. my breasts are so soft and supple, but perky and reactive. i get nipples like pencil erasers. it'd get in your hair, and you'd like it.