Thoughts about answering the door nude ( with appropriate " warning " sign posted )

i always hear those stories about delivery drivers and am jellos that it never happened to me when i delivered pizza years ago

 

When I was a teenager I worked for a local appliance place and delivering in the mornings was the best. The husbands would be gone to work and the wives would answer the door in whatever they wore to bed the night before. Some sexy shit.

 

Trust me, my life is stranger than fiction by anyone's standards and, after awhile, you just wish you never had to get out of bed.

 

i think a majority of those stories are made up (not saying woo's is). i delivered for a few years and only had two nudity situations. one was an old guy who would tell the delivery guy to come in so he could continue to sit in his chair with a blanket covering exactly what it had to and nothing else, and if he liked the delivery guy enough he would call back an hour later and order more. the other was a college party where the guys convinced a girl on the upstairs balcony that i would give them the pizza for free if she flashed me (even though i had already told them i couldn't actually do that). so she did, and right at the moment campus security shined their flashlights on her boobs and proceeded to break up the party.

 

Anyone who knows me will tell ya, I'm nowhere near creative enough to make this shit up! When people ask me if I need help, I ask if they have an ice pick and know anything about performing lobotomies!

 

Life is like that, unfortunately.

But we can still dream!

 

i almost did today till i remembered i was naked. had choes and socks on though but still wouldn't of been a good idea if i didn't remember. come of creepy if its only you naked and the person at the door doesn't realise that's how your normally dressed.

 

Depends if you can kick the father's ass of the Girl Scout you just sexually assaulted.

 

No sign means no invitation for on lookers to come by to see if I got pants on at my home. Had a Grub Hub delivery last week. Cute college age girl and I knew she was coming. Trouble was the robe wasn't convenient without having to pass by the front door. I leaned out into the room and let her know I was on the way to answer. She must have seen enough to know I was comfortable as she waved and politely turned her back to me. I retrieved the robe and tied it on. Then I let her know the coast was clear. I thanked her for allowing me to ready myself and being curious asked if she encountered many people who live like I do. She said she had but she liked to give them their privacy and appreciated my letting her know I needed a moment. As far as the bible toters, I brazenly will answer the door in all my glory. One time I had a couple of Mormon lads that really wanted to save me from my sin. I had to close the door in their face before they went away.

 

I guess if you just hung a sign on your door "I'm probably nude" and then answer nude like... That's on them if they don't like it, right?

 

I have a front door. ( which we very seldom use ) and a rear side door near the back of the house. You need to go through a gate and up a sidewalk between the house and the garage to reach the doorway. That door is kept open , weather permitting almost all of the time I am home. If you don't know my house you would not notice that door. My friends and most of my family know that I will most likely be naked. So they are not surprised if they catch me that way. If a stranger catches me that way then they were someplace that they should not have been. I do have a sign on my gate that says private; do not enter. But on the other hand, if someone was at my front door, then I would put something on before answering the door.

 

I have answered the door nude once, I did check if it wouldn't offend first though. After hearing the knock on the door I popped my head out of the bay window to inform the female meter reader that I was currently starkers and I will quickly pop upstairs to cover up, she promptly replied she didn't mind so I opened the door she read the meter, enjoyed a cheeky glance or two and went on her way. No drama's. I will always cover up if people are uncomfortable with it, just wish more people were open minded

 

I've never done this but given it some consideration. Halloween seems like the perfect excuse, I'd say I'm "dressed" as Adam. You don't like it, you're the one bothering me asking for free candy. Want a treat then you have to endure my trick.

 

if you want to answer the door nude, maybe rethink doing it at a time when you know the person knocking will be a small child. assuming you like not being in jail and all.

 

It’s just a bad idea.

 

The only times i've answered the door naked was at hotels before maid service walked in on me. Some places or countries don't have a "do not disturb sign." And sometimes they come real early in the morning like 8 or 10am, which doesn't make sense to me.

 

Not completely nude. but we ordered a pizza and my partner got me to take my clothes off and put my dressing gown on he then arranged it so the bit below the waste belt was open and showing my pussy off. The pizza arrived I Went to the door to collect it, I must admit I was feeling very turned on, the delivery boy couldn't take his eyes off my pussy as I fiddled in my purse for the money
It was such a turn on and I was so wet.

 

I do this sometimes at home and almost always always if I’m staying in a hotel Fun

 

I could never answer the door nude because they would involve passing through the living room. And my mom would have a conniption if I opened the door in my b-day suit.

 

Sounds like you need to move out of moms house.