Thoughts on picking girls up at a bar/club

YES! please, just talk.

 

That's how I am. I keep vigil and wait til I see somebody checking the goods. I take the first one as an innocent glance. The second is the double check, and the third is just them enjoying the view. On the third I nod them over and if they come to where I'm sitting, it's pretty much over already.

 

With what part of my body?

You know what's funny? Were we to meet or something, you'd come to me first, I'm sure.

 

I loved using the cheesy pickup lines just to get amusement out of someone.

 

Right. It's all delivery and your frame of mind, really. You can get away with ANYTHING with a certain level of awareness.

 

ok heres another one
say hey baby you looking nice to nite
wanna sit on my face and move up and down ill do the rest

 

it's true. by just talking. if it worked, it worked. if it didn't, it didn't. nice, right?

 

You know what I HATE?


When girls come over and smile and fucking start touching their hair and shit. It's creepy as fuck.

If you're gonna come over have the decency to say "hi."

Sometimes I have to relocate 4-5 times in a fucking nightclub because of said creepy behavior.

 

It would work. I'm a sucker for women that take intitiative. S-U-C-K-E-R!

 

ew, really? that's icky. what i really hate is when i really just wanna play fooseball or joke around with a likely looking fella and they think you wanna fuck. i'm permanently scarred by just wanting to play fooseball.

 

i never saw the point of waiting. so far as i know, the worst would be a "no." well hell, the answer is ALWAYS no if you don't ask.

 

I'm gonna have to look up fooseball.

Too brazilian for it prolly.

But yeah, people are scum.

 

table soccer, i guess. table football, maybe? i rock the fooseball table.

 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH shit!

Table soccer was my LIFE as a kid!

 

oh yeah, baby, it's ON!!! we don't have a dining room table...we have a fooseball table.

 

That, and soccer and snooker. That's why I got the soccer legs.

AND, I had a BEAUTIFUL team, you know. We used to really take care of the tables too, with all kinds of fucking varnishy materials.

I'm telling you, it was my LIFE! We used to compete back in Rio. Neighborhood wide tournaments. I was one of the best.

But I'm one of the best in everything I set my mind to.

P.S. Then the fucker stole my shit back in school. I was gonna get the drug kingpins involved.

 

i used to win the boy's club tournaments after DC, my friend aquila's brother, schooled me in fooseball. they'd line up 20 deep to play me and i'd dispatch them one after another. they'd even play teams against me. oh no. that table was MINE.

however, i suck mightily at billiards.

 

Wow! I'm impressed!

Yeah, billiards is my thing as an adult. I was a chess tournament player as a teen. Then picked up pool.

It sucks too, because I can't take a date to a poolhall.

 

chess. i dribble drool into my bra when i see a chessboard. because it turns me into a drooling idiot.

 

It's funny, I never picked up a fooseball chick.

Just chess chicks (the hottest) and a pool chick (the richest).