thowing away everything i own

this could be a great way to get rid of the wifes stupid stuffed animal collection

 

Yup... Firesale time with a torch.

 

if its not properly used. im sure.. controlling insects that get into furniture takes a little more effort. Cant just take a can to a room and set it off.

there isnt a pesticide in the world thats going to flip the mattress and pillows over for you...

if you huff the shit, it might tuck you into bed..

 

it is unfortunate that they have been sealed away in plastic tubs for months since before this problem....

 

You forgot to sleep tight, didn't you?

 

Thanks to delusion, I don't believe bed bugs exist... or that any war is going on in the world.

Yep I just kick up my feet and say "what a great world we live in"

 

Bed bugs are pretty rampant in Ohio... So far so good here, I haven't had any. I did have a flea infestation here a few months ago. I'm on my way past that right now, I'm going to spray, powder, and bomb this place one more time before winter hits.

 

bring allof your linens to a laundromat and throw them into a high temp dryer. Its the only thing that'll work for linens.

Call an exterminator just to see what to do. My brother had them SUPER bad because him and his roommates ignored them.