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    lilbear Don't prick a raw paw!

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    I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
    I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
    I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
    I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
    I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
    I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
    I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
    I'm a hoodie ninja

    Got my ninja bag AKA a pillow case
    Filled with nacho flavored combos, a flashlight, and masking tape

    We got hoodies and some goodies, we got tools and also talent
    Fisher Splinter stealth and some Barnum and Bailey balance
    Katanas and shurikens so lets hurry across the yard
    If there's dobermans jump over them it shouldn't be that hard

    The objective is reconnaissance the subject is a hottie
    Redhead from my homeroom with a bad ass little body
    Hella dope telescope from little bros pirate phase
    She's about to change for bed we gotta get there right away

    I can't make out so I stake out take a doughnut make it glazed
    I climb the tree and finally I feast upon her frame
    She's rockin cotton panties, Sanrio so it seems
    She's strechen and profechen, she's the cutie of my dreams
    Lose the T, thirty-two B's. Yes I know her cup size
    IMAX in my spy glass while my balls get bug bites. (OUCH!)

    I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
    You're off guard ninja star now you're injured
    Tough luck nun chuck break your fingers
    Gotta bolt cause I don't wanna linger

    I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
    You're off guard ninja star now you're injured
    Tough luck nun chuck break your fingers
    Gotta bolt cause I don't wanna linger

    Got my ninja getup it's a Fett's Vette sweatshirt
    Rockin awesome drawstrings tied so tight that my head hurts
    Stolen black slacks that are supposed to be for church
    Stuff the cuffs into my Chucks now I'm a ninja thanks to merch

    I gotta kajanowa that's a grappling apparatus
    Empanadas from my mama her burritos are the baddest
    Lets eat 'em in the shed where my father keeps his porn
    and I'll explain the mission its bitchin' word is born

    Gym coach is a Nazi always got me runnin laps
    I know he doesn't like me you should hear his frightening laugh
    Can't put up with the push-ups and the crunches got me cranky
    So we're gonna drop a dookie on the driveway like I'm Banksy

    Yo you keep a look out while I drop my Fruit of Looms
    And build myself a built to scale model of Mt. Doom
    We hear the garage door motors and we motor mad fast
    Drop a deuce into my shoes now I'm runnin crap laps


    I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
    I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
    I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
    I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
    I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
    I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
    I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
    I'm a hoodie ninja

    I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
    You're off guard ninja star now you're injured
    Tough luck nun chuck break your fingers
    Gotta bolt cause I don't wanna linger

    I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
    You're off guard ninja star now you're injured
    Tough luck nun chuck break your finger
    Gotta bolt cause I don't wanna linger
     
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