Threaten The Poster After You

I'm going to put fire ants in your sock drawer...

 

i'm goin' ta put sawdust in your ears

 

I will slap you so hard that your children will be born addle-minded!

 

i'm goin' ta tell my mother that you slapped me

 

im gonna super glue your face to a dartboard

 

I'm gonna fart in your cutlery drawer.

 

I'm going to serve you decaf!

 

i'm goin ta hide your coffee

 

I'll tickle you so hard that you wet your pants!

 

i'm goin' tickle you harder

 

I'm going to cook you porridge with unidentified green lumps in it...

 

i'm goin' ta give your porraige ta someone else as a presnt from you

 

I'm going to kidnap your child and raise it as a scientologist.

 

Okay! You're getting a wedgie!

 

I'm gonna beat you at your favorite game.

 

Don't make me take the tweezers to your uni-brow!

 

Then I'd have to use hair growth formula to give you a unibrow.

 

I'll hide an open can of tuna in your home...

 

threaten peter toss after doob.. thats what I see.

 

i'll play scrabble with your mother!!!