Threaten The Poster After You

I'll get your mother to sing so this thread will be over.

 

i'll ask my mother ta sing, an you'll be stuck with this thread for life

 

I will beat you until you can't sit down!

 

i'l beat you until you can't stand up

 

I'll beat you until you hover in quantum suspension.

 

i'll introduce you to a stretch rack

 

I'll be rude and won't say hello to it.

 

i'll be ruder, an stand on your big toe

 

You better not or else!

 

I'll wash your mouth out with soap for smiling to much...

 

I'll parcel you up in a box and post you to zengizmo!

 

i'll tell the postman you kidnapped countrygirl

 

I'll put salt in your sugar pot.

 

i'll put pepper in your milk jug

 

I shall summon 10,000 burning turtles to rain down upon you.

 

i shall summon a million billion crocodiles ta chew your ass up

 

I will stick your pigtails in the inkwell!

 

I'll blind you with headglare.

 

Ima just come down there and kick your ass..

 

I ain't afraid of no guy named Ima...............

I'll spray Raid in your underpants.