Tips To Young Guys On How To Get Laid

why thank you too!

 

well it's simply awesomeness.

oops, thread multiplication posts by me.

sorry, it's all self-proclaimed a.d.d.

 

maybe you can come over some time and we can share a nice bowl of honey bunches of oats

*winks

**falls out of chair

I'm okay

 

Can i come?
The point is. Girls confuse the fuck out of me, and i need ranger to explain their crazy ways

 

^ wORD

 

you can come, but the girl gets to do me first

 

yay!
i love cereal.
we should share some fruit loops though.
when i got stoned this once...
i got mad at my friend for laughing at something "stoner-ish" that i said.
and i was confused and didn't know why he was laughing and then i suddenly forgot what i had said that was so damn funny, still don't remember it to this day either, and i was eating fruit loops and i started throwing them at him and was like, "i'm cereal". like, "i'm serious". get it? lol.

 

awesome.
bisexualness.

nah, well, i'm first in line.

 

what? like tabasco sauce?
lol, or was that mr. green?
ahhh, i don't remember, lol.

 

I'm not gay, I'm just metrosexual

 

Well lets be realistic, 2 girls can do one man while the other watches that would be rude. Still all this talk of sex and cereal is far too much for my young impressionable mind.

 

I can do her while you lick honey bunches of oats off of my hot young naked body

 

i just saw a commercial for honey bunches of oats. they remind me of smiling old ladies and middle-aged men. sorry for the turn-off

 

reeses peices are the king of cereal

 

i prefer corn flakes :/, and i always let them soak in the milk for a little while, i like them when they are just a tiny bit soggy, not as much chewing involved when high

 

old people get me HOT

 

elaborate on metrosexual.
don't believe i've heard that one before.

oh, and i know you're not.
bisexual isn't the same as gay, well not halfway anyways.

 

duh.
you're only seventeen.
you'll soak this shit up like a sponge.

 

hahaha, I'm not really bi. I also have a girlfriend whom I love very much and would never cheat on

 

metrosexual is where you respect and is aware of gay culture (perhaps dress with closes other people find that only homosexuals wear) but isnt actually gay, im metrosexual, but i dont dress it