Tips To Young Guys On How To Get Laid

gta is a fun game, but you can't let it get to you like that

 

^ exactly lol

 

I really hope you don't take yourself seriously...

 

He's 14... he'll grow out of it.


To the original poster, I think that the notion of having sex for the sake of having sex is rather idiotic and immature, but each to their own.

You say you respect women, and then you advice people to use them for sex and then run away from commitment? (Per example, when you tell them to run when the woman asks "Why don't you take me anyplane nice" or so).

Kids... sure, sex is great... but is "getting laid" really worth hurting someone?

 

coming from lindsay lohans little brother, this kid is a skinny freckleface 10 yr old who likes to play "make believe". keep watching mr. rogers kid

 

XD

 

thats me but it wont be you i dont like veal lol (veal is a baby cow fyi) i like adults they give more of a fight than a prepubecent toddler

 

Thanks banshee. I'm glad somebody here understands.

 

I never advocated hurting anyone.
I said if the girl wants commitment and you don't, it's better to leave than stringing her along. Stringing someone along will hurt them more in the long run.
I also never advocated "using" anyone for sex.
Every woman I'd had sex with was 100% into having sex as I was.

"I used her she used me
But neither one cared
We were getting our share"
Night moves Bob Seeger

 

'yaa da ReAl OG'$ like this pic of me ^^
da bitchez n hoz like this pic of me you know dat right!'

y dont u hang out with ur dogs n not us... aint no bitches or hoes here that enjoy you... apparently

 

i like the original post.

good, great tips.

i also like how you emphasize respect, and yet still get what you want. a lot of guys think they can't do both.

 

Comedy Gold

*Applauds*

Great generalisations, there.... yup, we all work exactly the same way.

And you think you know a lot about women? Sorry, buddy; you really don't. Clue: Just 'cos she doesn't complain, doesn't nessecarily mean you are doing it right.

Kids, you will learn more form Cosmopolitan than this self-proclaimed 'expert'.

 

SHIT i dont even have to waste my time doing all those steps. lol

 

Lime'd for truth.
The problem with Cosmo is that it's a magazine for women about men, written by women who have no idea what men like. I think Dave Chappelle said it best, "Ain't no 100 things you can do to please your man! More like... 4 things. Suck his dick, play with his balls, fix him a sandwich, and don't talk so much."
BTW, did you see how I managed to not quote the original post in its biblical, rotation-of-the-earth-altering, gluttonous mass?

 

Correction: Cosmo is written by adults, not by a boastful teenager! Sorry, but as a woman, I can tell you much of it is conjecture-based arse water.

As for having sex whilst 'wasted'... I can see this young man winding up on a statutory rape charge before he's 20 if he isn't very careful...

The safe sex bit is the only thing really worth repeating.

 

"And you think you know a lot about women? Sorry, buddy; you really don't. Clue: Just 'cos she doesn't complain, doesn't nessecarily mean you are doing it right."

In the case of 1 or 2 women I agree.
But I've had sex with over 200 women, to overwhelmingly positive response.
What does that tell you lady?
I may not know you (and from the sound of your post I don't regret it) but I know women.
I've had scores of women "spill their guts" to me. I've heard this :"I don't know why I'm telling you this but...) more times than I can recall.
I would assume because I'm a good listener. And they like my advice.

I've had dozens of women tell me after sex that that was the first time they came from screwing. Not that they were virgins, but because no one had ever got them off before. They said that most of the guys they were with sex consisted mainly the old in n out for a few minutes and then it was over.
But I was taught by one of my very 1st g/f's how to please a woman sexually. She taught me the basics and the rest was a learning experience.

Did I please every woman? Of course not. With that many women it's impossible.
But the majority--yes.

I've spent many years bedding women and showing them the pleasures their bodies are capable of.

To me, sex isn't any fun at all unless my partners having fun. My main form of pleasure comes from making women feel GREAT, sexually.

 

uke:

Im sorry, but that's disgusting. Seriously. Your post reeks of pure arrogance. And, what I'd like to know, of those supposed 200 women, how many hearts have you broken in the process of getting your rocks off?

Shame on you.

 

I've probably broken very few hearts.
I always made it plain to potential partners that I wasn't looking for a long-term relationship. And most of them weren't looking for anything long-term either.

Most of the women I've had sex with occured from the late 60's to the early 80's, at which time sex without a condom became a life-threatening proposition.
Since I loathe condoms, I cut way back on my sexual activities at that time.

I'm very proud of the fact that I've made so many women happy in bed.

 

ranger nevermind what these uptight girls say, because of you virgin boys will now get laid lol

 

hahahaha, again, this should to a sticky also! the girls here should give more advise other than bitch at ranger for his "arrogant" posts. unless of course he's very right in most of what he says.