Tips To Young Guys On How To Get Laid

so how do you learn to please a woman then? aint it just licking the clit or something and stroking it with ur tongue?

 

I'm somewhat surprized.
I said to always treat women nicely.
If I meet a woman and mention I'm not looking for anything long-term, and she feels the same way, and we have sex WHAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM?
Aren't you aware that a lot of single woman go to bars/clubs LOOKING to get picked up & having sex?
If that's not for you, then fine, I don't have a problem with it. Why do you have a problem with consensual sex?
If a woman wants to have sex, who are you to tell her not to? What would you rather see her do, stay home alone playing Hello Kitty?

Since a few times back in high school when I first started having sex I've never "plyed" a woman with alcohol just so I could get her to do something she normally wouldn't do. I had been told by older guys that was the way things worked. But the 2 times I did it made me feel like I was taking advantage of the girl, and I don't like that feeling. So I decided to take a different approach, by being nice.

Unless it was obvious (like her grabbing my crotch) I always asked a woman if she wanted to have sex before we did. If she said no, then I'd say ok and look elsewhere.

 

The best way is when you're with a woman, do what you mentioned and ask her if she likes it. Ask what she's like you to do.

But to truly please a woman takes time and effort. You have to be aware of so many factors, because some women, if they haven't tried a lot of things, don't know if they like certain things or not and you don't want to be stopping every minute to ask her "do you like this? Then how about this? What about over here?"
You have to be aware of her pulse, her tempeture, her pheremones, her response.
Sorta like a doctor.

There have been a few times when I was having sex and I could tell the girl wasn't into it. Those times I just stopped and got dressed. Like I said, it's not fun for me unless it's fun for her.

P.S. One techinque I've found that most women like is to do the alphabet on her clit with the tip of your tongue.

 

It tells me you're either a liar, or that you can't be that good at it, or they'd hang around beyond a fuck...wouldn't they?

No, you do not; you know the women you have been with. Well, sort of. As well as you can know someone that you have fucked once then sidestepped. Real sexual intimacy comes from knowing that body. You can't do that in a half dozen fuck-dates. Maybe with a guy, or a teenage virgin but not with a woman that knows what she likes.

I wasn't questioning that; I was questioning your very iffy sex tips.

Just being considerate in bed does not mean you are any good either. Don't make he mistake of thinking that 'Nice Guy Syndrome' makes up for lack of ability and imagination; it doesn't.

And as for 'the old in out'; that's exactly what your masturbation and oral sex tips read like. 'Do it my way, and you can't go wrong'. Not accurate at all.

Sorry, sweeheart, but this is clearly just here to make other young men revere you. It certainly doesn't seem to have impressed many females, does it?

I haven't cast any aspersions on your character, other than that you are clearly in need of validation of some kind to feel the need to brag so about a promiscuous, yet (frankly) dull-sounding sex life.

Maybe you have slept with lots of girls (congratulations, if you have; that is what you want to hear, isn't it?), and maybe some of them have come, but I am telling you for your own good, and so that you don't come across as so fake again, that you cannot write a manual on how to please a woman; we are all different, we all have different turn ons and e-spots, and you cannot summarise in a few small points how to turn on any woman!

Real sex is about getting to know your partner as an individual, not just trying what worked on last weeks' lady, and hoping for the best. That would make you a genuinely good lover.

I did a LOL.

Uptight? That's a good one. I'm trying to help the guy out, here; maybe if he heeds my advice, he might find a girl actually sticks around for a while...

I'm pushing 30, and I definitely know what I want in bed.... and it is none of those things^^

In fact, all my female pals have pissed their pants reading this thread.

 

why u getting so agged by something as simple as tips and a bunch of stories, u dont seem to contribute much but naggings atm. he himself said that the girls hes with are up for the no strings attached situation, is that impossible to believe? also his posts seem fair, urs are just from one point of view.

 

Again, I'm not casting aspersions on that, but on his technique tips, which are... well.... misleading to say the least.

The first thing any really good lover would tell young boys is that we are all different....

And there is a difference between 'nagging' and making sure people don't disseminate duff information.

 

i think its for the person who reads it to decide, people that come here dont need others to do that for them. u remind me of my mum

 

As a woman, I'm not going to sit here with my thumb up my arse, as though everything he has said is accurate, though... He makes us sound like robots, numbers.

Female sexuality is just not something you can make a masterclass out of.

 

and yet you show with each post how uptight you are lol. i wasnt serious but now that you involved me in your "help" i must say that although i didnt agree completely with him and i slightly agreed with you, you are generalising all woman by comparing every single one to you and your girlfriends.

 

Admittedly, I suppose you could say that I took offense to this original post, I felt that it seemed somewhat cold and disrespectful towards women in general. A long, thought out list on how to get "laid"? It makes it seem as though women are simply pieces of meat, objects of pleasure, and not much else. That is why I felt the urge to even post in this thread, since I have never stepped foot into this particular forum before.

Perhaps it was not meant in that manner, however, I couldn't help but feel offended by a well-seasoned man trying to tell young men (boys) how to get laid, or encourage promiscuity in an already sex-crazed world. There is more to life you know.

That being said, I'm sure the original poster knew what he was getting into when he posted this thread, he knew he'd push some buttons. He couldn't have expected the women to meekly agree with his assumptions and the lumping of our entire sex into one category. That is sooo not impressive, so here's a little tip guys, don't brag so much.

Not to say that the original poster did not give some true and sound advice in some aspects, but the whole "tips to young guys on how to get laid" just didn't sit right with me.

 

Nice to know I wasn't the only lady to read this thread...

The whole 'buy them gifts to make them feel special (i.e. to make them put out quicker)' then in the next breath, 'lay them then dump them' thing bugs me, too... Sending women mixed signals does not make it clear to them that all you want is a fuck; quite the opposite, in fact. Also, with regard to, 'If they haven't put out by he first date they never will'; complete arse water. Never heard of self-respect? Some young women do still have it, and not putting out after two dates hardly qualifies one as frigid. I found this very disrespectful. I could pick apart the whole thing, but I really can't be arsed.

Makesmomcry: I'm not generalising women at all - I am one! My point was that the OP generalised. Doesn't the fact that all the ladies I know found this thread hysterical tell you something about the accuracy of the info in it, though? After all, we know our own bodies far better than any man ever can, no matter how many people he claims to have 'laid'...

Anway - and this will be my last word in this irresponsible thread - quality is far more important than quantity.

 

yeah im a guy but i wouldnt say something as general as "all guys love to eat girls out" cuz i know ppl that dont. just as you saying that you and every girl you know doesnt agree does not mean ALL girls feel that way

 

dude, that asshole is gone! YAY

 

Yay!!!

 

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

It's obvious that a certainperson made up their mind, from the title of my post, that they were gonna dis me.

I never encouraged girls to be promiscuous(sp), no one can do that.
And guys, by their very nature, are promiscuous.

I never said to give women gifts to bribe them to go to bed with you. And what does that say about a woman who would have sex with someone solely for flowers or a inexpensive necklace, instead of liking a guy. I suggested buying a girl presents because it makes girls happy. It's a nice thing to do.

I mentioned never deceiving women, never hurting them emotionally or otherwise.

You just can't accept that some girls like sex can you? Some like casual sex, no strings attached. So I was there for them.

So you and your piss-pantied g/f's laugh all you want. You've never had the joy I've had bringing a woman to a teeth-chattering climax for the first time in her life from screwing. Or maybe you're all lesbians and view me as competition.

Bragging? Hell ya. Check the title of my other thread here. I'm proud that I've been to bed with hundreds of women, dam proud.

Maybe part of the problem is you don't understand that things were different from the late 60's to the early 80's. Casual sex ruled. There was no HIV, almost no instances of the long list of STD's people nowadays have to deal with. The worst thing I ever caught was the crabs, and you can get those from a bus or train.

 

I know I said I was done here, but this is especially for Ranger:

Not at all; I read it through a womans eyes, that's all, as did the other poster that didn't agree with the contents of your first post; also a lady. Does that not tell you something?

OK, so you never actually said it, but when you say that in one breath then say 'fuck them then chuck them' in the next, it does kind of imply that, do you not agree? You must be able to see how that might read to someone thinking of following your tips?

Buying a lady gifts, fucking her, then dumping her is one very small step up from prostitution, mate. It also sends very mised signals, like I said. You might think you were clear, but saying, 'I don't want a relationship' then buying a lady a gift is just going to confuse her. Sorry, but this is a fact.

No, you didn't, and I never accused you of doing so; but you must understand when you blow hot and cold with many women, what you say and what they hear can be two very different things.

What on God's green Earth gave you that idea? I'm genuinely baffled by this comment.

I like sex rather a lot myself, I'm good at it (apparently) and have even - gasp! - had a few one-nighters, so quite where this assumption came from is beyond me. I think you are just a bit upset because I called you out on a few points, personally..... and made you realise that perhaps you aren't quite the expert on female sexuality you like to think you are.

No offence, but as a woman myself, I think my knowledge is superior to any mans! I have a set of ladybits, after all, and you do not, and never will.

This is a fairly typical response from a man who has had his knowledge of women rocked. It is obviously just sour grapes, as it is a very childish comment, and clearly not based on anything, since you know neither myself, nor my friends.

Incidentally, if we were lesbians, how would we be 'in competition' weith you, a straight male? Real life lesbians are not like porno movie ones, you know

No, I've never made a woman cum for the first time, but I imagine giving a guy the best he has ever had, 'cos all he has been with before are tramps that just do it out of habit compares adequately...

I think it is representative of something else, personally, but that's a whole other concversation. I really don't care how many women you have orhaven't shagged; your info was still presumptious and misleadingin parts, and that was all I was trying to point out.

Even so, I find it vaguely sad that you have choose to brag about this; have you not achieved anything worthwhile in your life?

Also, you say in your tips something like, 'Don't brag to all your mates'. I'm sure I don't have to point out the obvious double-standard on display here...

What are you on about? This is another wild assumption, clearly driven by the fact that you feel I attacked you. All I did was tell you there are major holes in your tips. And I stand by that.

You could drop the defensiveness and silly 'you don't like sex' cracks, realise that, actually, I've given you some quality advice from a womans' perspective at that, which may be of good use to you, and start putting it to practical use?

Just a thought...

 

You should reallly get a grip, and quit lying, it's unbecomming a woman.


-I never said "fuck 'em & chuck 'em" You made that up. Shame on you.

-I'll take the word of over 200 women over yours any day of the week.

-I never mentioned dumping a girl after a few fucks either. There is a difference between mutually agreeing to go seperate ways and dumping someone. Pity you don't know the difference.

-YOU were the one that made a reference to you and all your GIRLfriends wetting your pants.

-There is a difference between me suggesting that a guy not tell all his friends (who likely know the girl) and me doing a little crowing on the internet.

-You still haven't answer the pertinent Q here: What do you have against women who want casual non-commital consensual sex with MEN?

And I'm a man sweetheart. I could make to knell and squeal if I wanted, but I don't like your bitchy on-the-rag attitude.

 

Zerogrrl and hippychickmommy you both 27 and 28, most of the kids, boys and girls in high school and college just want to get laid . thats how it is in my city anyway

 

Wow, I really hit a nerve, didn't I? Ballsy women scare you, don't they? I bet you like to be in control in the bedroom, and exert some kind of power over your conquests. In fact, I'm willing to bet they are almost all younger and less experienced than you... Am I right?

And I did answer your question; I even confessed to indulging myself. But I guess you missed that as you skimread my post for bits to nitpick over....

I am not a liar, I simply read between the lines of your post. If I was wrong, well, maybe you should edit it; that is how it reads, and not just to me.

And as for you could make me 'kneel and squeal'... in your dreams, my darling....I suspect you wouldn't know what to do with a real woman; i.e. one that has had orgasms before, and does know what she wants in bed, instead of having to rely on a guy to show her.

Appreciated. In which case, all he needed to say was, 'practice safe sex'. I doubt they'll read it all, anyway, if all they want is a fuck...

Thing is, the OP billed it as how to please a woman, not an inexperienced schoolgirl, that wouldn't know a decent shag if it bit her on the arse!