To my chubby girl kingdom

no, I meant to join it as a sub-king/knight/prince or prime-minister.

 

I could usr a few knights, sure

 

Thanks. I love chubby girls and hence, i'll be dedicated to them.

 

You can be my royal manservant!

Queen Holly

 

Sure, I would love to serve you, my Queen!

 

PS. This kingdom is so much better than the Young Hippies Kingdom. We could crush them in a single battle.

 

I don't think saying that the kingdom of chubby girls can "crush" the young hippies kingdom is the best thing to say...We rule a bunch of chicks....estrogen, dude....think of the estrogen levels....:&

But yea, serve me baby! Serve me day and night!

Holly

 

Yep, I'll serve you day and night in evry way imaginable, and don't worry... my Hun Legions will protect the Kingdom and Pillage the Young Hippie Kingdom to bring you Jewels and Gold.

BTW, Did I mention I was a descendant of Attila.

 

In reality I could take everyone of the young hippies at once.

 

Yayness! And BTW, I LOVE your siggy!


Holly

 

of course, King Jugs!


Holly

 

yep, of course!

 

What is this... talking shit about my kingdom?

 

No... but simply making a statement that we are more powerful than you! Chubby Girls Rock!!!

 

Well, yeah, my empire fell apart. All the new kids wanted to play too, some other queen tried to overthrow me and I had to give her half queen power, the king resigned, the knights started whining that they don't like it there...

We suck.

 

I say... If you can't beat 'em Join 'em.

 

Nope.

I go down with my empire. I ain't no traitor.

 

empire??... It is just a walled city... with barbarian Hordes running everywhere. Plus what you claim to rule is not an Empire but two very weak Queendoms.

 

Whatever. I'm semi-loved there. So I'm staying.

 

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I Love Chubby Girls​

Queen Holly's Manservant​

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What the fuck!!!!! Where is my man servant?!?!​

* pounds fist on desk *​

I wanna man servant!

I wanna man servant!

I wanna man servant!

I wanna man servant!

I wanna man servant!

I wanna man servant!

I wanna man servant!

I wanna man servant!

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