To Skip and Madcrappie

Wow, this is a terrible roast. What happened to the name calling and genitalia hunt?

 

90 days house arrest, and another years probation. $650 in fees, and $9 a day for the house arrest fees.

Not only do I get a bracelet, I get my own personal breathalizer in my bedroom. Just what I've always wanted

 

well, it's better than jail isn't it?

 

well I'm glad you aren't going to jail regardless....
you can always use alcohol enemas like they told us alcoholics use when I was in elementary school

Spring comes, and you'll be ready to roll, not bad timing

 

Alcohol enemas? I dunno if I wanna shoot alcohol up my ass for the sake of getting drunk and beating the breathalizer. Besides, what if I fart while I'm blowing into it?


Not only do I get off in time for spring, but I get my license back the day I'm off house arrest

 

No. Not really, but I'll make due.

 

n the time in jail woulda been how many days.... ? wouldnt it been cheaper , easier n quicker to just do the jail time??

 

Yes, yes and yes. It woulda been 15 days. But I didn't get the option this time like I did the first time.

 

dang that blows,, shoulda spat at the bailiff... woulda undoubtedly got ya locked up....

 

Aaahaah... I almost wanna quote that in my sig, and tweak it just a bit.... ggrrrr, but I won't

I dunno, I'd rather be under house arrest. But I don't have the money to pay the fees or the 9/day thinger

 

Locked up and charged with a couple felonies.

 

I bet we'll be seeing MUCH MORE of TCF in the comming days