To Tell The Truth #5

Betsy, our little Chihuahua puppy, was the first pet I really remember. Before Taco Bell was even around! We trained her to jump through hoops for cheese.

Do you think Pierce Brosnan made a good James Bond?

 

No, to pretty.


When and how did you last break the law

 

I went 62 miles per hour in a 55 mile per hour speed zone this morning on the way to work.

What is your biggest fetish?

 

I'm not altogether sure I actually have any fetishes :mickey:

(although I do like holding my wee until I'm really desperate, because it results in these really intense sexual sensations which I just can't get enough of, with full-bladder orgasms being really REALLY mind-blowing ... and once or twice I've ended up wetting my knickers as a result. Does that count?)

Have you ever got somebody drunk or stoned for the express purpose of seducing them?

 

no thats mean.

Ever gotten fired from a job?

 

Not that I'm aware of.

Ever lied on oath in court?

 

No. I've only had to testify once as a witness called in an animal control case where a neighbor was allowing a vicious dog to attack people.

Have you told your doctor the truth when they ask if you use any street drugs, etc.?

 

No i lied.

Ever beaten someone up?

 

No. I'm a lover not a hater.

Have you ever given yourself a bad haircut and blamed it on someone else?

 

no

have you ever peed your pants from laughing so hard?

 

Almost.Can't remember exactly 'cause I was drunk but I think a few droplets came out.

Have you ever smashed a television?

 

No. I've dismantled one to see how it works once (it didn't after I'd done that). But I've never smashed one.

Have you ever peeked up a colleague's skirt?

 

I've kind of looked at where the slit is at the back of an ex colleague's skirt,but actual peeking up would have been a bit impractical.

Have you ever eaten chips with mayonnaise?

 

Yes, I have. At the champagne bar at St Pancras station. (I was drinking champagne at the time, too.)

Have you ever had an office romance?

 

No.

Ever driven a car when you were drunk enough to not remember anything about driving home?

 

No, but it sounds like fun. Actually I have never been so drunk as to forget. I was drunk enough to be sick once, but once was enough.

Have you ever done a sexual act with a relative as close as or closer than a first cousin?

 

I've encouraged a cousing to strip and run naked round the house ... then lost my nerve and stopped her when she was down to just her knickers ... but that's as close as it gets.

Ever borrowed someone's car ... and crashed it?

 

No but Ive taken it without them knowing

Have you ever been streaking

 

No.


Have you ever had sex with somebody you didn't fancy at all, just to boost their self-esteem?

 

I've had sex when I wasn't really horny, to please the miss -- that's kinda similar-ish.

Have you ever forgotten something extremely important? If so, what?