To tell the truth number 4

No. Although, I have been tempted many times.

What's the most trouble you got in in high school?

 

Either when:
I stopped going to history class (idiot brunt out hippie teacher, that couldn't get anything straight and pushed half-baked liberal ideals onto the class) and she reported me to the vice principal, who gave me a three day suspension, and threatened me with a ten day suspension (which may have made me fail multiple classes, and definitely gym, due to attendance standards).

Or when:
I accidentally brought a box-cutter from work into school and it went off at the metal detectors. The guard was going to report me (automatic expulsion for having a weapon), but since no one was around, she took me outside, interrogated me a bit, and threatened my life if I told anyone that she let me off.

What's the most trouble you've gotten into?

 

Yep-when I was a Marine I told a 1st Lieutenant he was a prick and layed him out when he insisted we man an exposed o.p.
Got the lads to collect the gear and run like fuck-20 seconds later the o.p. was obliterated by incoming.
That incoming stopped me losing my stripes and pension-1st [and last] time I was ever happy to have gone through it]

Duck-did you REALLY have metal detectors and guards at school?
Jesus bro-that sounds more like a c.z. than a place of learning!

 

Metal detectors at the doors, about four security guards.
The school was just outside of the ghetto; but it's really not uncommon at all in highschools these days. And guards are usually at middle schools too.

It's good to have them in case of fights. (Though the guard at my middle school never did a thing)

 

Question peeps!

 

Ok-on behalf of Duck...do ducks eat quackers?

 

To tell the truth #4? I thought they were talking about a discharge.

 

And your question is?

 

the question is this...



..ever lie to someone about how good dinner was?do tell

 

GAD! Am I being given the digit by a CARTOON?

 

yes. I hate that feeling. Its generally caused by wine. I black out on wine after about two glasses, its ridiculous.

nope, I'm polite to a fault. However, I have essentially told authority figures to fuck off in very polite terms

I skipped school a lot in early high school. Once I skipped school, procured a bottle of vodka, and woke up in the hospital. That happened the day after stealing a shitload of my mom's xanax. In the hospital I was drug tested and tested positive for weed, which my mom didn't really condone. So yeah, probably that.

I was a fucking hellion when I was young.

nah I'm usually pretty appreciative of a meal and can find something to enjoy about it.

wait. is dinner code for sex?

What is your favorite thing in the whole world?

 

Snow sports, music, driving, family.

Same question; Favorite thing in the world?

 

My girl, batman, cumming, shrooms, creativity, the sharing/recognition of insight/wisdom.

Is there anything that you take joy in being annoyed or pissed off by?

 

Ho yuss-my mate Atillio was 8 times Sicilian chess champion,I play like a turd.
Yet I get WELL annoyed when he sneaks a pianccetto move on me...but at the same time I'm chuffed that he thought it necessary. It means I was causing him problems.

Would you rather meet your fave celebrity,or a genuine alien?

 

I want to meet the bone thugs-n-harmony over anyone. Then george bush so i can murder him.

Do you cook out of a microwave?

 

Only for microwave specific food and reheating. But I think microwaves make food kinda gross, and I wouldn't mind not having one.

What's your favorite thing to cook?

 

music, words, people (people are also my least favorite thing in the world sometimes..but i love nothing better than meeting cool people).

not really. Sometimes when I get pissed off dealing with people at work I take joy in being a huge yet subtle smart ass to them.

I really have no desire to meet an alien. I really have no desire to meet very many celebrities either. Most of the celebrities I would want to meet are already dead.

just for reheating leftovers.

hmm....any kind of ethnic food is always fun to cook. I like trying new things. I don't ever really cook the same thing over again.

do you feel like you fit into normal society?

 

Sometimes. I guess.

Definitely not right now. But maybe I will when I get a job. Maybe that depends on the job...

What's the nerdiest/geekiest thing about you? (Besides these here forums)

 

I don't know if you colonial chaps count it as geeky-but I've just got a pair of bi-focals.

I look a bit like Joe90 in them,and I'm forever nodding trying to see through the right bit.



Why do bootlaces only ever snap when you're in a hurry?

 

Murphy's law ... and you're not supposed to talk about that. Bad Karma.


If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?