To tell the truth number 4

Negative, although it does intrigue me.

Whats the scarriest thing youve ever done?

 

That would probably be either (1) asking my spirit guide Deanna out loud if she heard me talking to her in my mind, or (2) asking my spirit guide Deanna for a quickie at lunch. The answer was "Yes" to number 1 and "No" to number 2.

Same question - that's a good one.

 

bungee jump, no question. I was convinced I was jumping to my death, and screamed accordingly.

happiest moment of your life?

 

When I'm with my girly.

repeat, cause my answer was so boring:
happiest moment of your life?

 

Jamming in the pre-dawn hours around a campfire in the Shawnee Forest with complete strangers and feeling like I knew all I ever needed to know about them.

What's the most disturbing thing you've ever seen with your own eyes?

 

What's the most disturbing thing you've ever seen with your own eyes?


when i was in the hospital after my crash i had a bad attitude...i yelled and swore at nurses..called the doctors names and was generally a bossy asshole...the head nurse got pissed at me one day and took me upstairs to the coma ward where it was eerily quiet with all these comatose patients just sleeping away their lives....i was overcome with emotion and from that day on i was a model patient that appreciated life


so what was the most disturbing thing that YOU have seen with your own eyes

 

I don't know if 'disturbing' is the right word,but it certainly gave me food for thought;
My mum was in hospital.
She was in huge pain,very weak,couldn't move BECAUSE she was so weak and could only whisper.
I had my arm around her shoulders as I sat beside her.
Several times I gently kissed the top of her head.
Mum was unable to respond or speak due to her weakness and the pain.
Suddenly,she sat up,looked past me to her left and said in a clear voice "Hello,have you come to meet me?" and lay back,dead.
Now-where she suddenly got that strength,who she saw,or how she became so lucid,I have no idea.
By the tone of her voice I gathered she was surprised and pleased to see whoever it was that had 'come to meet her' and that she recognised the person..

I know all the stuff about hallucinations,death throes etc...but,just suppose.....



Anyway,to cheer things up a bit,

Have you ever embarrassed anyone with your dancing?

 

Have you ever embarrassed anyone with your dancing?

sort of...i used to be quite the dancer...you shoulda seen me hop to the english beat in the 80s.....one gf in particular would get very embarrassed if i did the moonwalk ....but drinking too much often would bring out the dancer in me...i probably embarrased myself more than anyone else


what valuables have you dropped into toilets....what was the result?

 

No. Such a relationship would seem platonic to me, so I probably wouldn't bother trying to maintain the romance.

Don't know what you mean by that. I've had phone sex before.

No, and probably wouldn't. It'd be pretty fucking degrading to the recipient, in my opinion.

That's a good question. Maybe the first time I ever asked out a girl in high school.

Don't know. Either this one particular time I got high with my brother, or another time with an ex-girlfriend of mine.

Either watching my dad die in front of me, or this one time I saw this fucking asshole beating the shit out of his dog at a gas station.

Sure. I used to do this thing where, if I was wearing a white t-shirt and the weather was warm, I'd dump water over my chest, rub my nipples and pretend to be participating in a wet t-shirt contest. I probably shouldn't be sharing that, but whatever.

Just one, an earring. I fished it out. Lucky for me the toilet hadn't been used, the water was 'clean'.



If you had the ability to teleport, say using your mind, would you bother to stay with your family and those you love in one area, or would you travel this, and any other planets nomadically till the day you died?

 

I would stay near my family.

If this was the very last weekend of life on Earth, how would you spend it?

 

Probably the time I randomly stumbled upon people injecting drugs in their neck veins. Ugh.

Maybe, I tend to fool around in parties and pretend to hump my friends ahah!

My cellphone! I picked it up like 2 seconds after it dropped into the water but the harm was done!

I'd do something in between those 2 extremes, spending a lot of time with my man and group of friends but going on a journey every once in a while.

I'd blow all my money, spoiling myself and people I love. I'd also manage to get a few tabs of acid and some good MDMA before going to the outdoors rave festival taking place this week-end. I'd enjoy myself and have a blast before going back to the original chaos.

What about you? What would you do if it was the last week-end of life on Earth?

 

i'm actually really unattracted to money.

some big band shit, but more for the dancing than the music. People don't really dance anymore.

yes in all the aspects I don't really care about. The things about myself that I value the most I also doubt the most.

I can probably depend on a few people more than I can depend on myself.

Because everything is a web, man. Reliance is a matter of self-survival.

float down a river on a kayak with my best good friends.

I fell in love with someone in the army reserves that got deployed to Iraq a few years ago, I don't know if that counts. We stuck it out the entire year he was there but were only able to make it 7 months together once he got back.

anytime my entire group of friends comes together. It makes me feel like I'm home. Thats the cheesiest sentence thats ever came out of my mouth. Moving along..

Both. One day I would be straight chillin with my family in the house I grew up in, the next I would be hanging out with some Uranians on Uranus. Heh..heh...Uranus....

with those I love the most, somewhere in the woods or on a mountain miles away from civilization, doing, well, pretty much what we would do if the world wasn't ending....drinking, smoking, playing music.

Whats that one weird thing you do when you have a house to yourself and no one can judge you?

 

I like to undress and hang out naked in the house.

Have you ever dressed like someone of the opposite sex?

 

yes ive worn skirts and bras and thongs before just to be weird.

is there anyone you wish would just fall off the face of the earth?

 

Yes. Derek Robinson. He's a kiddy-fiddler. Remember the name.


Do you worry about your teeth being as white as you can get them??

 

Camping in the mountains with good friends and great buds, green buds.

I crank Hendrix and/or Mountain to the max on my stereo and play hardcore air guitar. If people saw me they'd probably think that I was possessed.

Yes. One year on Halloween some female friends took advantage of my inebriated state and dressed me up in their clothing. I was then told to walk around in high heels that were about 4 sizes too small. Needless to say I ended up flat on my face while the cold night air blew up my skirt.

Oprah. To me she just represents all that is shitty with corporate America, including the media.

No, my teeth aren't all that white, at least not by North-American standards. I drink too much beer and coffee for them to be super white.




Have you ever freaked out after smoking weed? Care to tell us aboot it?

 

is it lame i'm answering my own question?

I dance. and talk to my animals, very enthusiastically. I do both of those activities a little too enthusiastically.

not intentionally, but in middle school I wore huge jnco jeans and band t shirts that were two sizes too big for me. I pretty much looked like a little boy.

most members of congress

not really. I do worry about the fact that I grind them when I sleep and they're all small and petite from grinding them. Its kind of cute now, but in 20 years I hope I don't end up with stumps for teeth.

in high school there was a serial killer loose in Texas. I don't live anywhere near Texas, but after smoking a joint outside one night I started freaking out because I was thoroughly convinced that this serial killer had made his way to my corner of the universe and was trying to break in my house to kill my mom.

Whats the nicest thing you've ever done for someone?

 

Not much, but here's a story. When my first child, my son, was being born, the doctor was supposed to come to our house to preside over a home birth. He didn't make it in time though, so I had to be the catcher. I'd had all sorts of training and education before participating in home birth, but one thing nobody prepared me for was what the top of the baby's head looks when the baby is "crowning" - the top of the head is first squeezing through the vagina. My son's head was kind of wrinkly and gnarly-looking, and I had a sudden sinking feeling, thinking that he was somehow deformed.

In my trippy days I took to doing weird, trippy moves while dancing. I think I kinda freaked out some sorority chicks once doing this.

My whole wallet dropped in once. What the hell can you do? Take everything out, rinse, dry, and re-use. Nobody died or got sick...

Frequent adventure trips interspersed with frequent visits back on Earth with loved ones.

Tell as many people I care about as possible that I love them. Ask forgiveness for past offenses, and forgive in return. Find someone I love to spend the remaining time with, doing whatever.

Have conversations out loud with the person/people in my head.

When I was four I devised what seemed like a girly outfit, and then walked around the neighborhood in it.

Nobody in particular.

Nope. Pure white teeth look weird, imho.

I used to sometimes start thinking that everyone around me was judging me and finding me wanting. Sometimes I would just clam up and almost go catatonic.

Probably helping my wife find herself and her calling, and supporting her emotionally and financially while she pursues it, in spite of our marriage being pretty much shit for the past several years.


What would you wish you had done in your life if you found out you were going to die in about one minute?

 

I'd be wishing I'd written my own eulogy. :2thumbsup:


Where would you most like to visit as a holidaymaker,within your own country?

 

Hmmm, maybe Oregon

Where would you recommend I visit in your country?