To tell the truth number 4

Flossing - but I do it anyway. I've got a thing about my teeth.


If you could watch one show and one show only for the rest of your life, what would it be?

 

Breaking Bad.

What's the weirdest animal you can think of right now?

 

Lama

who's on first?

 

Genesis! [arf]


do you have a telescope?

 

do you have a telescope?

no...but i spent 4 hours high on mushrooms last summer on my buddies farm while we attempted to triangulate a fancy computer controlled telescope...turns out that its not easy to do while hallucinating

please tell us about your most recent public vomitting

 

2007 i think...stayed at girlfriends house, woke up at 5am to go home. Went outside and grabbed my car door handle and then i felt it come up, i puked real good. When i was finished and wiped my mouth across the street two girls had stopped walking just staring in disgust.

what the highest traffic fine you've had to pay?

 

I got stopped while driving a dustcart and fined £60 for not wearing a seat-belt.
I showed the cop the dustcart didn't HAVE a seatbelt,as I got out every 50 yards to load sacks,but he insisted on booking me.
I paid it,but got it refunded via the union who went to court over it-one up for us proles.



what's the silliest most groan-making joke you know?

 

Not really, I'm chill just like that.

No, it used to happen before when I smoked too much weed though.

Duck-billed platypus.

2007. I was having a splitting headache and no more meds, so I drove to the nearest drugstore. The streets were in bad condition, bumpy and cracks all over the place, with that and the pain in my skull I started to become nauseous and vomited several times in between my car and the store door.

I have a soft spot for jewish jokes... Here's my classic:

-What's the difference between a Jewish and a pizza?
-The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!

Yeah I know, horrible but I can't help myself.

Have you already burnt something while cooking and if so, what?

 

i believe souls live forever.
have you ever risked your own life to save another?

 

i have never been in a situation where that was needed to be done.

what wonderful thing has happened to you today?

 

I spent an hour standing in front of my stack laying down some mighty rock bass riffs through a dirty channel with full overdrive on...fuckin' WONDERFUL!


what made you laugh today?

 

The absolute absurd incompetency of my boss.

What made you fantasize about killing another human being?

 

er, nothing....

who did you enjoy talking to today?

 

My husband.

What's the most private thing about yourself that you're willing to share in here?

 

i have lesbian fantasies sometimes.

when was the last time you ate fast food, what was it?

 

yesterday, burger king

what is your guiltiest pleasure?

 

Cheese up my anus

Do you like Cheese up your anus?

 

sometimes

do you like hearing the sounds of queefs(sp?)?

 

wotda fuck is a queef[sp]?


are we all from the same planet?

 

watch and learn...i actually grew up calling them 'grimsquids''...its when air escapes from a pussy usually after orgasm or withdrawal

fuck ya...because it means i am close to..and participating in pussy



are you honest about your life with your mom?