to the chatcave chatman..

we have to keep those pesky russians out of the arctic. wouldn't want them stealing all of the ice and seals.

 

Has anyone ever sneezed while taking a hit? I always thought that would look so cool... it would be like a dragon exploding... but we'll never know, you can't sneeze with your eyes open

 

i don't get how some people don't enjoy reading. nothing better for me than a good book, a cup of coffee, and a joint. maybe you've just been reading shitty books, lol.

 

I like reading when i first get a book, i get all excited when trying to find a book and the first few days i get it, and i always tell myself "i'm going to finish this one!" but then a week or two go by and i'm half done, and i loose interest lol

But i'm a pretty slow reader, yet i always seem to find the largest longist books ever, that probably doesn't help either lol

I never know how to find a good book though, like there's no ads or trailers for books, and you dont go around talking to your friends about which good books they've read recently, so i don't even get how people find out about popular books and stuff... like i never even knew the Hunger Games were books until the movie came out lol

 

you should read the rum diary by hunter s thompson. it's pretty short and it keeps a pretty quick pace throughout the whole book.

 

i read a summery of it, it actually looks pretty interesting.

I should find a library, reading ebooks just aren't the same

 

ebooks on my phone are great.. they give me enough text to keep my attention.. actually makes me want to read more.. sure.. 6 pages may only be 1 actual page.. but i feel like i got further

right now i'm reading The Art Of Angling.. was a fishing book written in the 1600s. was free on amazon

 

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i'm going to help install some carpet tomorrow, make some extra cash. he usually pays me $120 cash for the day, so it's pretty sweet.

 

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have you guys seen this mash up video of Obama doing call me maybe? I'm on my phone and it's a lot of work to post the link... but look it up on YouTube, it's pretty funny.

 

It's 95 degrees inside the shop, and it's only 11:00 am. It got to 103 outside yesterday but it was a dry heat. Today not so much. It's supposed to reach 105 today and the humidity is horrible. Damn the Ohio valley. I miss Colorado

 

Getting stoned before work....Its part of the work routine. God its so hard not to smoke before doing somethings in life. Work though...gotta start the day off this way.

About 2 miles before my work their is a lake that i park at, and their is never anybody there. I smoke tell i have reached a highness while playing a few songs to help my mind ease, and then go to work. My work starts at 11am and when i get their the entire morning crew is women, and every room i enter for the first hour is nothing but drama. These women go around creating drama that is completely unnecessary. They could have a smooth work shift but they decided to stirr up the hens nest every morning.

So its essential that i walk in stoned. I hope you understand now. I get everything set up for the day during the first hour of the shift while listening to all this shit. I drink the company coffee (which im not supposed to) and they ask my opinion on things at times and i always give them answers that either make them want to get me in bed (it seems), or they are scared and walk away.

Seriously this is why we call them 'hens' as in chicken hens....

So yes getting stoned is very important.

Do you get stoned before work to help you function?

I need to start growning, because i need me some THC butter so i can you know, eat my way to success in the work world.

 

I can't smoke and work. I've tried it a few times and i just find that it slows me down and gets in the way.

you should ask your dealer if he has any shake to sell you, and make butter out of that. I grabbed a couple ounces of shake from high-grade weed for $100 and have enough butter to last me a couple years probably.

 

You know what they say about shake. Gets you half as stoned with twice as much.

But it's good bubble hash material.

 

dammit couldn't find the 4:20 thread...

edit - there's still time!

 

no such luck...

 

second post on this forum i have ever felt the need to hit that stupid motherfuckin thumbs up...well done broony....dont be bangin the babes at work though...i have done it a bunch of times and i dont remember any that turned out well afterwards

i like this saying...

ftr...lets clarify what shake is...to me it is the powder at the bottom of a bag of good weed......dealers can end up with ounces of the shit from all the pounds they go through.....

i never saved shake...fuck that...i pay for it so you are fuckin payin for it too....put a little in each ounce and make it fair lol

i have known people to refer to leaf material from trimming plants as ''shake''....it is not imo...that is trim or leaf to me...shake is at the bottom of my quarter towards the end


stay tuned later for a whopper of a story....lets just say that if i still was living in perth i would be in jail right now or at the very least facing some kind of serious popo trouble and scrutiny

 

yeah shake to me is bottom of the bag powder/tiny pieces of bud/leaf that has fallen off of the buds