Today I wondered...

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  1. Raskalization

    Raskalization Making plans for Nigel

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    Like everyone else, you will die in 2012. However unlike everyone else, you will die a virgin! :2thumbsup:
     
  2. I wondered if the washing would ever dry. I need to do the ironing this evening.
    I wondered who the strange person was who left a note on my facebook wall
    I wondered why I allowed my children to coerce me into open a facebook page last week. I'm pissed off with it already!
     
  3. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    I wondered how anyone could be inspired by Odon
     
  4. Hardrockerdave94

    Hardrockerdave94 Member

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    I wondered about whether or not I should leave school
     
  5. Raskalization

    Raskalization Making plans for Nigel

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    I wondered why I keep bumping into people who's sole aim it seems, is to destroy themselves by not allowing themselves to flourish which in turn brings me crashing down with their innocuous self loathing.

    I wondered if buying 3 pairs of the same canvass trainers in different colours would be perceived as being slightly gay by the opposite sex.

    Seriously...what the fuck am I doing writing this shit when I should be out having fun?
     
  6. LetsToastToToast

    LetsToastToToast Member

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    Today i wondered:

    Why the hell do my parents think that $2.50-3.00 is too expensive for a box of Boca Vegan burgers, which have 8 of them inside?
    Should i take a shower today?
    Where do Red Hot Chili Peppers get the lyrics they write?
    Why are my friends so negative?
    What should i make for dinner?
    What time is it?

    I figured out:
    It's not that the food is too expensive, its that my parents do not support my vegetarianism.

    Yes, i have not taken one for two days.

    ...still don't know...

    My friends are negative because they let useless crap bother them, and then they think they're life sucks. ._.

    I should eat some crackers because i'm feeling pretty damn lazy.

    it is lady time.
     
  7. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    You've got it, Rasky. I got it too, finally. Lets go out and have fun. It's up to everyone to get it on their own, you can't make them. Oh and the shoe thing...not gay unless the colours were pink, purple and pink and purple :2thumbsup:
     
  8. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Missed this.

    I don't know either. Not everybody is you, I guess.
     
  9. Pushpop

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    I wondered why I decided to wear flip flops in the rain
    I wondered what I'd done to deserve such brilliant children
    I Wondered what wacky combinations I could fill my toast with. Mmmmm???
     
  10. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    I wondered where Odon has gone and felt a bit warm and fuzzy.
     
  11. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I wondered what she is doing
     
  12. neb1405

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    ... wondered why my younger brother has asked me to give him my account details, so that he can make me money using matched betting (?)
     
  13. Pushpop

    Pushpop Member

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    I wondered if no news is good news.
     
  14. Voodooste

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    I wondered why, what with all these electric powered cars that are getting so popular in this country, are they bothering to install electric stations (like petrol stations but obviously you recharge your car with electric), when what they should be doing is installing an electrified track on the slow lane of motorways that your car can simply drive over and get its power and recharge a bit like a scalextric car? Theres probably a good reason for it but thats what i wondered.
     
  15. Perilless

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    They have those already, theyre called trams I think. :D

    Today I wondered whether the pool was warm enough to swim in and whether some poopies I found were of the opium variety or not.
     
  16. Voodooste

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    They have those already, theyre called trams I think. - perriless

    Yeah true but can the same principle be applied to a car?

    I also wondered why silverfish are called silverfish. Theyre not fish!
     
  17. Perilless

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    I'm sure it could be applied to a car, but it wouldnt make much sense really. Laying all that track, you might as well lay tram or train track!
    Since the cars wouldnt be able to leave the tracks, they'd really just be personal mini-trams. Also who'd want to buy a car thats limited by rails? Unless the rails went absolutely everywhere in the country....
    I guess it could work if they got rid of all the conventional cars and roads!

    Today I wondered whether I really need a mobile phone..
     
  18. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    if i should go to the hairdresser
    why i still have the activity award
    can i be bothered with the gym
     
  19. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    Who writes the little blurbs on job adverts that are crammed with meaningless bullshit.
    Whether anyone really understands our humour
    Whether or not I will hear back any of the 8 companies I've filled in forms for today
     
  20. Seaside Girl

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    Today I wondered.........

    if I disappeared for a week,how long it would take before someone realised I was missing.

    if the gardeners here just doing the easiest work (mowing the lawns) or will they eventually realise the hedges need cutting back.

    how far I could run before being caught after shoplifting in the local store.

    :sunny:
     

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