Too much porn on the Internet.

Don't pick odon please - don't want to see that name In the link in the OP.
Some of the dudes there have 3 or 4 different women on the go -
This is my Bitch
This is my mistress
This is my wife.
This is my gay lover (ok I made that one up)

 

Too late...
Her name is Odon and her fetish is eating cake naked, people wank to it daily..Look at Odon eat that cake...

 

I can't really get upset with you, so, i'd probably just roll over and take it.
(what am I saying )
I mean I'd not be bothered, and accept it.
Given the thread we are in, thanks for keeping that on the right side of taste
(unlike me).

 

Sorry, I only wank to 80 year old men with hearing aids who are using nasal spray...

 

Here's some material that will surely blow your mind...I know, I smell repeat wanking!



I wear this when I wank it...

... You know you love it...

 

But her name is really Odon and that is really me that's my porn theme...

 

Oh, baby...

My dad had that EXACT mask when I was a kid...hahaha I bet it is still in my parent's house somewhere, if I find it we could be wanking twins...

 

I know, that first picture is just--well, it leaves me breathless...

We could wear those masks and gaze into each other's eyes as we stroke our imaginary penises...And we can tape it and put it on the net and at last be the internet porn stars that we were destined to be...

I am already on the net and please visit my cam at www.obeseandhairywithscabbiesshowingmyanusandstickingthingsinmyorifices.com

 

I bet you got 2,653,346,234,223,678,658,443 more hits just from posting the link...

I made a penis out of a cereal box...

 

I sho'nuff did... My anus ate a whole bar stool, I just slid on down..eh...

A cereal box penis, you read my mind...Thank you for making my dream a reality...

I made my penis out of a deformed hotdog...