Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

include it as a gift in a shoe box for 'operation christmas child'

 

Drill a small hole in em, drain the inerds, then refill em with skunk spray, cover the hole and put em in yer bud's fridge....:-0

 

kiss the lucky egg

 

place lucky egg in vagina for incubation

 

Let the cat get in the barn....

 

make a strange diorama

 

Tell your grandma its a banana

 

take it too a 2 dollar movie

 

I'm going to go with the simple non-imaginative answer and say cook an omlet.

 

squish them under the door handles of the neighbors car

 

incubate it and let it hatch a beautiful baby bird..hen..chicken..whatever

 

Tease the zoo animals with it

 

put it up for adoption

 

play checkers with it

 

attach it to a piece of string and let it dangle over the mantlepiece

 

use it as a disco ball.

 

draw a face on it with blood and have a conversation

 

read its mind

 

try extracting the yolk without cracking the shell

 

beat it