Top 1000 things that you can do with rulers

68) Eating it if you're on a deserted island and there is no vegetation.

 

13. Hit icecicles you can't reach.

 

?) Deep fry it

 

poke things in the eye

 

-51) Use it as a cigarette when none are availlable.

 

254368068) Pretend it's a rocket.

 

scratch ur bum with it

 

make a shiv and stab fellow prisonors.....

 

Spin it around on a pencil until it flys off and breaks something.

 

337.) staring contest

 

random number here.) clean the cottage cheese out from under your foreskin....

 

theres a name for that.. dare i say it?

smegma

 

#) Use it to clean the food between your teeth if your out of that silk cord thingie.

 

7. smegma

a delicious butter substitute


"Would you care for a slice of bread and smegma?"

 

no thanks, i'm trying to stay vegan