I beat the hell out of my best friend, another friend, and kicked a teacher. All because I was drunk and she pissed me off. I hurt the other two because they were trying to get me off of her.
To the best of my recollection, December. Just jerked off to her this morning in the shower. What a bitch!
Let's see. I got ditched by my then girlfriend, and all the details of my mental instability publicly aired to my friends when I decided to check myself into a psychiatric hospital.
I would drink vodka. That's how I seduce everybody. Just drink vodka. P.S. There is more. I'm relatively skillful with touching women in progressively provocative ways in flirtation. But fuck it, I don't wanna talk about it.