Truth or dare - RT StYlE

are you wet though?

 

No. Would you like to come over and change that? j/k

 

Why the j/k?
I would love to come over and change that!

 

Well I was thinking I would rather leave the US to change that, rather than you having to visit this shit hole.

 

Good thinking actually. How about I make you wet in Greece?

 

Greece sounds perfect.

 

Blech. Europes like Canada, with admitedly... better food.

 

...

 

Oh shut up.

 

KC knows what a freak I am. I have used fruits and vegetables. You know what's not great? Zuchini. Just sayin'.

Um, when is it my turn to have sex in Greece?

Where are you from, Bird?

Yeah Lode, shut up or I'll gag you with my underwear.

 

i tried a small cucumber. it was not pleasant.

 

I tried a large cucumber. EPIC FAIL!

 

what's wrong with cucumbers anyways?

opcorn:

 

uck.

 

You can be right after I am done with Tree-Hugger. Or together with her, threesomes are always great in Greece.

I am from the Netherlands.
How about you, MollyBoston?

 

Molly doesn't like me so she'll just have to wait her turn.

 

Come on girls, start liking eachother!
It will enhance both of your and mine sexual experiences.

 

I like both of you.

 

Warmhanded, cucumbers're kinda too big is all. Honestly, most fruits and vegetables aren't really going to work as well as a dildo. (Or also I've heard that penises work pretty well.) You just try it out of curiosity.

(And yeah, that cucumber - I didn't really even try. I held it up, I was like oh, this isn't going to work at all, I gave up and went and watched TV.)

Bird, I'm from Boston. I have had sex in Greece though! I've had sex in Greece, France and Italy.

That's all I do - I go to foreign cities, have sex and then leave. Fuck the Louvre, I gotta get laid! Hee.

Somebody truth me up!

 

I tried a cucumber too. Just seemed so heavy.....
Man, I need a vibrator.