Bullshit, YOU don't like ME! (No really, I thought you didn't like me.) I think you're keen. Wandering Soul, YES you do need a vibrator. Girls should be issued vibrators at age 10 or so. It should be illegal to not own a vibrator. You can get 'em online! It's easy! My vibrator is my best friend. I just realized...I DO personify my vibrator, and she's a she. I'm not sure what that says about me.
cucumber skins are also kinda sticky. even with lube they have a tendency to "catch" in an unpleasant way.
If I don't like someone I tell them. Bird I dare you to send me and KC a current naked photo of yourself.
Ha...I used a condom. Seriously. How come I don't get to see Bird's hot naked Nether...um, Netherlandian body? I want nakedness too!
make sure you edit in the "current naked photo of yourself" part, too, or else you'll end up with someone's naked baby pictures.
You know how there's always a lesson at the end of every South Park episode? If there was a lesson at the end of every thread, this thread's lesson would be "Don't try jilling off with a cucumber."
full frontal nudity, with you facing the camera , not with your back to the camera. face in the shot, not holding any sort of barrier in front of your body or hiding behind anything at all.
Basically the kind of picture you always asked for from all of the female population here on the forums.