the all caps and exclamation point suggest to me that if you had said that aloud i wouldnt have liked your tone. so you can shove that smiley face up your urethral opening
besides the subject...man, that beard is fucking commited, how long did that take to be in that state?
What do you want Whimbrel? What's the ultimate goal here, I don't get what you're trying to get out of this.
We have to ask questions to find out what whimbrel is and take guesses based on the information she gives us. So far she is a blue thing that you ingest, which tastes bitter. I don't really know where to go from there. Are you liquid or solid whimbrel?