Turning 16 soon,

i did get to go visit my aunt debbie. we spent the day chasing down a ten year old girl so that her daughter could "KICK HER ASS" for daring to hang up on her while my cousin was screaming at her. thankfully we never found her. then it was off to visit my aunt who has a george straight shrine in her dining room, then off to visit tbone and ed, who were living in a trailer on a lake. he'd burned their very nice house tot he ground after a particularly nasty fght with ed, in which she sliced him open from face to abdomen with a bottle opener. he had a pontoon boat. my aunt tony's birthday is the same as mine, so at least i got cake.

then it was off to hang out with my cousin sonny. we went to "vettes" and watched a few girls drink themselves into unconsciousness (accompanied by puking and pissing themselves) and then we walked back and forth along the half mile stretch of road on which everyone "cruised." it was really funny watching the people drive in a short circle. you'd see the same people every 4 minutes driving by again and again.

we did go to the mall, though. my cousin kristin was PSYCHED to ride and escalator. but grandpa pete did take me and jocie to see a two story outhouse. that was interesting.

 

woah.