Twas the night before Chatmas

sunny warm day here....gonna go do chores......it took 2 morning doobies to get me off my ass today

 

The video is so short it is hard to tell if all the cows made it or not. Many of them get up and walk away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7CNR2bAh3Y"]Truck Carrying Full Of Cows Flips Over in A Crash in Russia - YouTube

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yma8WXTjhS8"]Prancer (1989) Rebecca Harrell, Sam Elliott - YouTube

 

It's gonna be an awful day, already been an awful day, day started off awful at like 1:30 am when I got screamed at for waking my boyfriend up from a dead sleep.. even though he was pissing the bed when I woke him up, so whatever, sleep in your piss bro

 

thats a deal breaker for me....girlfriend starts peeing in my bed that would severely dampen whatever we had happening....holy shirt girl////i'm sorry but thats fucking hilarious....you should have filmed it


i brought all my kids xmas decorations to her and she found a mason jar in one of the boxes that i misplaced....damn...she said she'd give it back on xmas but her friends already raided it

 

like he kicked me awake, and all of a sudden I started hearing this noise, I thought the dog was pissing.. but I reached over and grabbed his dick and he was just steady pissing and I freaked on him and when he wouldn't get up I just came and slept on the couch. then when his alarm for work went off at like 5:30 he came and got me and was like why aren't you in the bed? I was like uhhh cuz you fucking pissed in it and yelled at me for trying to wake you up and clean it up dude

 

Good morning or should ii say afternoon

 

4 minutes before afternoon here

 

Close enough , i'm not motivated at all have so much to do but dont feel like getting off my fat ass to do them

 

pissed on....pissed off

not a good way to wake up

hope your day does get better

 

a mason jar full of weed....what a great find:gift:

 

Morning invisible family.

Here is a great tune for you all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdJpK5jY_jA"]Amon Tobin - Always - YouTube

 

smoked a morning bowl

now eating donuts and watching russias toughest prisons :sifone:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tAE2K3YT_A"]Cream Farewell Concert - YouTube

 

thank you for that orison..gonna listen to that later on when i'm cleaning


so....biology 101...a dudes dick is supposed to get hard automatically when he has to pee while sleeping...mine does...like a fuckin' rock...wakes me up and i pee..

.if i'm drunk i might not wake up..but my dick stays hard till i do wake up..

why- is buddy's pecker not working correctly?

 

you might not like it. its an immature cut. this is much better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UomghBS76ZY"]Cream - Live In The Royal Albert Hall 2005 (Part 1) - YouTube

 

If you're still talking about my bf pissing the bed, then I'm sure it was probably because he was drinking.. I mean when I reached over and grabbed him it was soft as it usually is, but my boyfriend gets the worst whiskey dick ever.. after like two beers he can't get it up. probably from being a lifetime alcoholic

 

native American alarm clock.. drink lots of water before bed time. get up early to pee and go on war party..

 

Im not really a festival/concert type of person usually, but i would love to see Amon tobin perform live...that shit is crazy.

 

I've never pissed.. shit.. or puked in my bed from drinking.. an i've even drank for 36hrs straight through.. never even pissed or shit myself... i really don't understand how people just don't give a fuck.. black out drunk.. still never did it