Twas the night before Chatmas

Road test tomorrow morning, if i fail again then god damn the world better end... lol

I just need to learn to focus for like 45 minutes... Why is that so difficult? Driving is simple, you just need to pay attention, i zone out so much...

I remember when i was younger my mom put me on these pills for like a year or two because i could never focus in class, and my grades shot up, but my dad didn't like it so i stopped having to take them... Then i got stupid again
I was telling my mom to get me some of those and i'll just pop like 10 of them before the test and i'll ace it she gave me a weird look and replied with a simple "no..." haha

 

That just might happen lol

My girlfriend was over, and we were going to go get subway... And my mom wasn't home so i wanted to drive instead of my girlfriend, so we took my car... But it was raining like a muufukka outside! Like insane intense end-of-the-world kinda shit, my wipers were on full speed and it still wasn't fast enough. Not to mention my my window was overly fogged and i had to continuously wipe it while driving.

Long story short... I drove right on top of this huge ass island right dead center in the parking lot, and i was like "what the fuck did i just run over?!" and i could barely see so i opened my door and we were sitting on this cement island not even on the road now and i'm like .. since when has this been here?!

Moral of the story is.. I don't think i'll pass tomorrow

 

Do you want to pass tommorwo?

 

Well obviously! I seriously want my licences more than anything, hell i'd give them a couple grand just to pass it over to me... But i for some reason suspect that bribing them might give me an instant fail

 

I was thinking maybe i shouldn't smoke weed tonight.. That way i'll wake up with a really nice clear mind for the test.. But.. What if it has the opposite effect and gives me a worse more foggy mind due to ruining my routine of smoking every night? I don't know... lol

 

smoking weed is fun, its just as fun as driving over a cliff..

 

I am going to do something special tonight, that will ensure that you pass.

Don't ask what.

Just show up for your test, and you will pass.


Thank me later

 

Its understandable but your over thinking it.

 

Driving over a cliff would be fun... for a few seconds that is..

.....

If I now pass, i'm repping the shit out of you every chance i get from now on

 

and maybe, just maybe... the conspiracy theorist will be right, and mid-way through my driving test.. there will be a shift in conciousness.. and the instructor will turn into the most caring spiritual been to have ever existed.. and just be like "HALT! You have passed! *tosses my licences to me in slow motion* (which he somehow created right there on the spot without me even having to take my photo..)


Dammit, i'm baked, there goes to no smoking plan

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p1khN1xyBw"]evel knievel jumps snake river canyon - YouTube
what they did in the 70's for fun..

 

erectus, Why Not Just Stop Smoking A Week Before Your

Test,

That Way The Body Has Time To Stabilise, Then After You Pass, Light Up

A Big One In Celebration.

Tis Well Known I Like A Glass Of Wine Or Two, But There Is No Way I Would Front

Up To A Driving Test Tipsy...



Cheers Glen.

 

True, but it helps me sleep, so if i stop tonight... odds are i will be up until 4-5am like usual when i don't smoke, which is why i'm hesitant about quitting for a bit because i usually have to get up early for work, so don't want to be up all night...

Of course that stops after a week or two once i get back to being used to sleeping without weed... But that's still a week or two of horrible restless nights haha

 

maybe you can get a body double to take the test for u..

 

i do believe my foot fell asleep., or Im having a stroke again.. to bad my hand didnt fall asleep, I could have a stroke with a stranger..

 

I need to wax my neck ..

 

trucks are loud..

 

Just buy several of the same kind of sock (same color) and you always have a pair. No sorting necessary. :2thumbsup: