Twas the night before Chatmas

there is a farm animal on tv screaming.. / and now a dick van dyke commercial. there a really creepy theme here with the flip flop pancake and the above, presto. no mess. so slippery..

amazing.. in an instant. just like a restaurant..

 

just show up

 

my funny socks I dont mind mixing them, cause they are all cozy. my white socks are usually all the same length or separated by length. but i got a few strays and now its xmas ,, its like sock time of the year. ..

 

I'm done 4 days off fuck yeeehaw!!!!

 

i was at maple leaf gardens watching this live on close circuit tv....

what a fucking calamity..i was so disappointed

i been known to say ''fuck it'' and wear mismatches

nice ....did you get your hubby a new phone for xmas?



morning doobie really knocked the shite outta me this morning

its raining gross frozen sleet here atm

lol@ erectus


well...good luck on your test cletus

 

I'm betting on failure number 37

 

maybe its the marajuana?...i was pretty high all 3 times i passed when i rewrote...maybe he should go the other way and get blazed on the way there?

 

:smilielol5:

Nah got him speakers for the puter as the others shat themselves..... plus some beer lol

 

i have no idea, im just guessing and making conversation. but judging from your pic of that brittish dude...it was you that posted the pic of russel brand wasnt it? so, if so that means you work in a mall, so the question is how can someone that works in a mall get off the 3 days before christmas?

 

she works at the airport...my guess is her boss goes into a boob trance when she approaches and is powerless to her

they are might fine boobs

hi gg


wheres my day shift at?...all out at the mall buying stuff made of plastic?

i hope no

i am low on wood...fuck fuck fuck

 

get the chopper out ma man

 

This lady is pissed because her carpet won't be installed until after christmas. Claims she has 6 dozen guests coming tomorrow. Yeah, I'm sure you do. Maybe you shouldnt order carpet from another country 2 weeks before christmas?

 

hey...my sister ordered a shitload of carpet and is getting fucked over by some incompetent douche knocker and her party is tomorrow?

you bastards

 

I swear to god I have the worst luck ever... All I had to do was show up... and even that just couldnt work out for me...

I woke up this morning to a call from this guy that was supposes to drive me there, he was the only person available to drive me and was my last option.. he said he couldnt make it

what the fuck? who does that shit, just hours before the test.. fucking douche now I have to pay the cancelation fees plus not even get a chance to get my licences for over another month now! and odds are with my luck itll be snkwing for sure then so ill still be unable to get it!

And people wonder why I hate stupid ass people, shit never works out for me, ever..

 

Why didn't you call a taxi?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkI7GW2V34"]The Christmas Shoes - YouTube

 

I remmber I took a taxi once to a movie theater just 2 or 3 blocks away.. and it cost me like 25-30$.. taxis are insanely rediculous around here.. my road test is in an entirely different city and at least 40 minutes away.. I wouldnt be surprised if a taxi would be $150+ to get there

 

i know people that take taxi, and then they bitch and moan about money problems. for the money that cab cost all the time, you could buy 2 cars..

 

''wait right here..turn out the lights please...in a minute a black dude is gonna come to the window..its ok..he;s my friend..i forgot my keys and he is just bringing them out to the car for me...he doesnt like when people stare so try not to look at him''

 

:coffee: day... Working on about 2 hours of sleep...