Twat Contest

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Chodpa, Jul 22, 2005.

  1. ydnim

    ydnim hiya

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    i wouldn't do it, but i don't see why a dick is not porn and a "twat" is.
     
  2. Chodpa

    Chodpa Senior Member

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    Just maybe if I get lucky. Thanks for the props.
     
  3. heron

    heron Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    anytime, but watchout, in New Orleans, she just may be a guy.
     
  4. Chodpa

    Chodpa Senior Member

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    Hmm, never had that happen.
     
  5. Hippievixen

    Hippievixen Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    awwww man, i thought ya'll were serious.

    i was ready to post mine :p

    *gigggggles*
     
  6. heron

    heron Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    you can just PM that to me vixen hehehe

    ya sexy woman you!
     
  7. Gravy_Train_Gilmour

    Gravy_Train_Gilmour Member

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    well, it's good of you to jump right up at the opportunity to agree with everyone you possibly can. i'm sure they appreciate the subjugation.
     
  8. heron

    heron Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    its good of you to take the side of the sad little boy trying to see a twat, you guys should stick together, maybe you can both find a real respectable guy in new orleans together.
     
  9. Chodpa

    Chodpa Senior Member

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    Actually Heron is right. I was horny and being stupid. I shouldn't have posted this thread in the first place. I have to thank the big married guy with two kids for showing me that I'm too old to be flirting here with young vixens. Thanks Bro.
     
  10. heron

    heron Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    lol, ok, but i was just being a dick lol.

    you really didnt do anything that lots of guys didnt already try on here.
     
  11. WishIWasAHippie

    WishIWasAHippie Senior Member

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    What's wrong with the word chick? My MOM says chick all the time, my girlfriend says chick, I naturally say chick...it's just my word for girl...

    Like...Dudes and Chicks...those are my words haha...I don't mean anything by it...

    But I also don't use it in a slanderous context, so I think that's why I get away with it...cause it's not like, "Damn, chick, you fine." or some bullshit like that...it's usually just like, "Dude, Nicole, what's that one chick's name? The one with the blonde hair.." or whatever... (Sorry for the lack of creativity on the examples)

    But yeah, the word "thing" is kinda dickish...as a matter of fact, I sometimes refer to my dick as "thing" or "it"...or "Spinkles" haha
     
  12. heron

    heron Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    i was always partial to "groovy chick" thats in the sweet context.
     
  13. Gravy_Train_Gilmour

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    i wasn't sticking up for him, this thread is ridiculous. but your post made you look like something of a pandering bitch, and i thought i'd point it out.
     
  14. Al13n

    Al13n Member

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    lol at the above comment :p
     
  15. heron

    heron Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    lol well thanks, i guess lol, i was just playing devils advocate.

    but thanks for the observation.
     
  16. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    k.
     
  17. RetroGroove_Grrl

    RetroGroove_Grrl I'm a big girl now

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    Yep, its offical, Chodpa is a twat...
     
  18. Chodpa

    Chodpa Senior Member

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    I met a girl yesterday at Walmart named
    T. Watts, no lie.

    The yoni is the circle, which is the primordial expression of God Herself.

    Vagina is good.

    It makes me happy.

    I am a worshipper.
     
  19. chuckf2000

    chuckf2000 Member

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    Is that invitation extended to me?
     
  20. Terryboy

    Terryboy Member

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    huge twat.
     
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