p2: "don't you talk about my momma! if you don't take it back we're going to have to take this outside!"
p3: "jesus juan, you and your fucking temper! you know it's going to get us both into serious trouble one of these days."
p4: "that's it, nobody move! i said FREEZE, scumbag! you have the right to remain silent! anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law! you have the right- *gasp*"