Uh, I like to feel fat....

thats really quite awesome. where i used to live i was friends with many a skinny punk, but they had REALLY skinny girlfriends. i crushed on a couple of them at first but they always chose the cokehead looking girls.....i'm not chubby, but i've got some thicker parts (namely ass, hips and upper thighs) and i dont think its in the cards for me to ever be rail thin.

 

Up until a couple of weeks ago I only liked to think that I was pleasantly plump during the Christmas Season. Then I started thinking – man if every dollar I made could go to food I could start to like thinking that I was gigantically pleasantly plump.

(and after 2 weeks I like to think that I’m almost there)

Now every morning before I roll out of bed – I have my moment were I like to think that because I am just so gigantically pleasant plump – I wont be able to go to work and then for dessert I like to think that judging by the size of me – it’s not like we need anymore money.

Today I asked my wife if she would care to join me and start to like thinking she was pleasantly plump and she wasn’t into it. When I asked her if I could at least start to like thinking she was pleasantly plump she gave me such a look - that I like to think that I dropped 3 pounds - but its enjoyable knowing I can put it back on any time I want.

Any way what I am going to start doing – is to like thinking that my 2 dogs are gigantically pleasantly plump from all the legs of lamb that they have been eating. Cheers!