UK Forum Awards 2009: The Results

Silverhippy:
Winnings: 1 award, + 1 Joint Award + 1 3rd Award = £916.66
Deductions: -£825
Administrative fee: -£91.67
Net: -£0.01

I will be jetting over to Pittsburgh early next week to collect what you owe us...

 

Deductions ??? For what ???

Umm Pittsburgh is closed due to lack of Humanity and breathable air..

Checks in the mail, cya :leaving:

Peace

 

All the runners up in each category pay for the prize fund for the winner! So if you're one of four runners up, you pay a quarter of the £500 prize fund, or £125. All money comes to me and I will spend the coming year travelling around the world distributing / collecting the prize money. That's what usually happens...

 

Loughian sorry I forgot mention the administrative fee which comes in your case to £83.35. That's a net of -£0.01 for you, so I'll be popping over to collect that. It works out as roughly €0.01:coffee:

 

Congrats Lill, your winnings were £500, deductions -£225, unfortunately due to an unusually high overhead on our heating bill while we were working out your figures, the administration charge is £9,099.95, so you owe us £8,824.95.

Happy new year!

 

i'll C U Next Tuesday then?

 

Jaitaiyai would've been a big winner if FaceEater hadn't voted her in every category, making her a runner-up multiple times and consequently responsible for a large part of the other winners' payouts.

Jaitaiyai - big winner, big loser:

Winnings £2,250
Deductions: £3,383.30
Admin fee: £0.01

Net: Jaitaiyai, you owe me £1,113.31

 

Am I on there? If so, good choice! If not, F**K YOU!

Also, can debts be worked off

 

Claire, runner up as most eloquent poster, you owe me £125:tongue:

 

Hey, anyway i can be stripped of my title ?? I just can't afford it, wait, im sure you have a built in penalty clause to cover that, how much is that gonna cost me ??

Peace

 

Yes you can be stripped of your titles, but obviously all debts for being runner up in other categories are still outstanding. your winnings were £916.66. You lose that, so you now owe me £916.67.

 

Here, please feel free to fill this out for any amount you like, the full weight of the American banking system will honor and back this up..



Peace

 

I think it's about time we had another one of these

 

It's good to see this place is still very much alive.

 

Ah, I wonder who will win

 

Kickin', girlfriend

 

what the feck is this about? i didn't win anything? this is clearly a fix i was frickin awesome back then!