Undercover Cops

Dump whatever you got. Call 911 tell them there is a suspicous van with 2 people in it that's been stalking you. Tell them your scared & afraid to go outside for the danger of your life. They will send a cop & watch out a window & see what happens. If no cop shows up or the van suddenly leaves you know they are pigs, feds or whatever. Also you won't get into trouble with 911 for calling because it's a real report.

 

okay, first get rid of your stash if you have ANYTHING ILLEGAL! then buy an ak-47 with a banana clip and walk up to the van. Shoot first, ask questions later

 

i vote go for this plan...seems the best yet. apart from maybe the one above this post

 

Wait...Do you think this is the police stalking you or just some random people stalking you?

Cuz if you think it's the police then what good would it do to call the police?

 

Do you have a court date? If not, like I said in the other thread. Get the fuck out now. Seroiusly, thats what I'd do. I'd buy a plane ticket to Key West, buy a small boat and goto Jamacia.

Of course, I'm crazy like that and I'm sure you wouldn't do anythign liek that, but, I would If I were you.

 

All I can say is WTF... sounds a little far fetched to me.