ungodly experience

when i was 10ish i jerked off with tiger balm mentholatum and anything else i could find that produced a result.then again i also sucked myself off ,attempted to fuck my dog (couldnt get it in n she looked sad so i stopped)fucked a jar of crunchy peanut butter . anyhoo try it again n try to enjoy it. learning to enjoy genital pain is a good way to desensize you so you fuck longer. plus getting kicked in the cock n balls assumes a new sensation.hey sister could you do that again?cmon ill give you a fiver?

 

I'm sorry you were in so much pain but, i couldn't stop laughing when i read that...lol