Unusual and unique types of pain

Not quite that far it's not.

 

So that's what a clitoris is!

Thanks, I'll have a look next time and take note of its whereabouts. You guys really seem to think it's important, and I want to pleasure you.

 

totally happened to me when i was little. agonizing pain and utter mortification.

 

kneeling down on a thumb tack and it sticks into bone

 

breaking your tailbone! that one's horrible.

 

you know those wooden toilet seat?...ALWAYS CHECK FOR CRACKS!!!!!...trust me on this one

 

oh yeah. fuckin' pinchin bastards...

 

Sea Urchins.

 

Ever bite the inside of your lip hard enough to draw blood while eating spicy food (BBQ ribs, general tso's chicken, spaghetti sauce) and then bite again two minutes later?

 

jellyfish.

 

Having Chris Hansen tell you to "Have a seat right over there".

That's gotta sting.

 

Napalm jelly

 

Being nailed to a cross can't be pleasant.

 

Rapier wit.