Unusual Arrests/Questionings

Mmm... I got high once with a bunch of friends at a park, and as we were leaving a pair of cops smelled the weed and searched us. They asked me where the drugs were, and I said "We smoked it all."

My friends were shocked, and kept denying everything. The cops looked at my driver's licence (none of my friends had one), they saw that I lived outside of the city and was from a small town, and so one of them said to me, "Why don't you stay in (small town I lived in) and keep your drugs out there and out of this city!!"

I quickly replied "Why, is it not illegal to smoke marijuana outside of the city or something?"

Couple minutes later my cellphone rings, my sister needs me to pick her up. I tell the cops that I have to be on my way - they watch me leave stoned and drive away in my car with my friends.

How I ever get away with talking back to Policemen is beyond me. I seem to toe the lines of polite and smartass all at once.