Unusual Talents

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by redyelruc, Mar 2, 2008.

  1. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    getting warmer. How's the accuracy of your cumshot?
     
  2. Van_Gogh

    Van_Gogh Senior Member

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    uhm...i'm sure if you held still i could perfectly apply lipgloss to your lips too.


    and no, i don't have double d's. It works just as well with b's :D
     
  3. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    I'd like proof.
     
  4. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    both my arms can bend backwards
     
  5. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    lol. You're one dirty dude!

    Actually, it depends. On the texture...and how long I've gone without release. Why the hell I'm answering this question is a mystery even to me.

    No pudor!
     
  6. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Can you hit an eye from 1 metre?
     
  7. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    dwarf cats?
     
  8. Van_Gogh

    Van_Gogh Senior Member

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    well, you're in thailand. if you wana chill in ny i will happily gloss your lips with some clinque cherry lipgloss. It may clash with your skintone though, so color is your choice.
     
  9. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    I got the highest score playing Street Fighter III 3rd Strike: Fight for the Future arcade machine at the Drive-In just this past summer. Surprised myself.
     
  10. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Cumshot or piss?

    Piss for sure.

    Cumshot, she would have to have done her work real well.
     
  11. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    I'M in New York goddammit! I'll hang around with some bb's. lol
     
  12. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    This forum keeps giving me reasons to come to America. One day...

    praxis, :lol:
     
  13. Van_Gogh

    Van_Gogh Senior Member

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    well i mean if you want your lips to look pouty and shimmery, i'll hook you up. I just didn't realize so many guys were into that.
     
  14. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    I can drive stick-shift with my knees.
     
  15. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    We're gonna have a motherfuckin' blast.

    And Van Gogh is going to do the bbs trick for us. But no bra!
     
  16. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I can write poetry and songs when I have the inspiration to do so (I wrote some stuff that blows my mind now when I was an angry/angsty teenager). I can also sing country and the blues, but can't seem to carry a tune otherwise.
     
  17. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Actually, if Kinky Ramona can do the lipgloss thing, we've got ourselves a winner.
     
  18. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Isn't that a pre-requisite for country singers?
     
  19. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    I can play ice hockey better than most guys.
     
  20. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    find stuff.. seriously you could ask me just about where anything is in this house (besides whats in my roommates rooms) and i could probably tell you exactly where it is.

    i remember birthdays or at least the sun sign of damn near everyone i ask.

    i have lucid dreams... does that count?

    cook vegan food.


    i'm sure theres something cooler.. but thats all i got. i'm sick and zonin' out.
     
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