Unusual Talents

I'm sure you can play better than me.:&

 

I think you're right! I should be famous. Haha.

I can also kick just about any Dairy Queen cook's ass in a speed contest.

 

Bet you can't remember my birthday?

 

how much speed do you do?

 

one year i'd love to have a birthday that was sooo good i couldn't remember your birthday!

 

I can also ride a horse bareback and do a summersault off the horse.

 

Really, that's the coolest thing anybody's listed on here.

Seriously.:applause:

 

Well, not when the horse is moving. I'm not *that* talented. But I can stand up on a horse and do a summersault off. I have a bad habit of hoping fences and climbing onto the backs of unfamiliar horses. It's dangerous, I know. But what my parents don't know about can't hurt them. :X

I've never tried galloping without a saddle. Sounds horrendously painful, and I'd probably fall off and lose the horse, so the fast I've ever dared going is a canter while riding bareback.

 

friend of mine can give a girl an orgasm with the sound of his bass guitar. no really, ive seen it done.

 

I can make my ear move

 

My cousin is so strong he can stick his thumb up his ass and hold himself out at arms length.

 

Come on you freaks and weirdos, there must be more of you out there.

 

i can give birth to another human with no pain killers.

done it twice. anyone need a surrogate mother?

 

Only if your down for having quintuplets.

 

I can stick out my belly so far that it looks like i'm like 9 months pregnant. And I'm not even really fat. haha, that's not really a talent, but uh...well. yeah. that's all i can think of.

 

i can be extremely annoying if i want to

 

that's impressive.

 

sure why not? do i get paid extra?

 

nah, but id let you keep one as a souvineer.

 

no thanks


:leaving:

sometimes i think i'm a dog whisperer...