Unusual Talents

Why?

 

because dogs ALWAYS listen too me.. it can come charging out of wherever.. ready to attack and i just do what i do.. say what i say.. and the dog instantly changes and isn't mean.

the neighbor dogs don't bark at me either... they bark at everyone else.

uumm i can tell any dog to sit.. and it will.

i've never met a dog that didn't love me too.

 

I need you to come to Thailand and protect me from the rabid streetdogs.

Most of the time, they are so chilled it seems like they are on heroin, but then come the withdrawals. Scary.

 

I can walk on my hands a long way. I even won a prize for it.

 

What is the standard prize for handwalking?

 

Snickers bar

 

i have this way of being really stupid

thats about it

 

okay.. i'll just go unpack my roomies stuff and climb into her bags.. i'll be there sometime tomorrow or the next day.. i don't know how long the flight is.

 

I attract lady bugs. No matter if I'm indoors or out there is always a lady bug on me or crawling towards me.

 

I dont really know... Wow, someone help. I dont think I can do anything strange.

 

Mosquitoes seem to love me more than other people.

 

I just had a lady bug crawl on my hand.

 

do you think if you came to Thailand that this talent would continue but with ladyboys?

 

I doubt it.

 

Maybe it thinks you're a beautiful flower.

 

That's a pity, you could make a fortune if it did.

 

Why are you in a paddy field in Thailand?

 

I can divide by zero.

 

I can multiple by 0.

 

My other talent is making high schoolers make stupid jokes.