Unusual Talents

Cos I'm Irish and I'm living in rural Thailand.

 

I can twist my tongue completely upside down, as well as roll it up and down with some wave-like action. Comes in handy it does.


I used to be able to bong a beer in less than 3 seconds. But that was before I appreciated good beer, and drank Bud Light. Now I'd rather enjoy a good beer rather than inhale it all at once.

 

I can see the future.

I predict that your inbox will overflow under a deluge of PM's fram random girls.

 

I have yet to meet a girl who didn't enjoy it :H

Although I have tried to use it as an ice breaker a few times and it usually doesn't go over very well.

 

Here is a fun game to play, and educational as well: As many sexy times as you have had, subtract two from that value for everytime you have talked about the sexy times you have had, and subtract five for every sexy time you have talked about on the Internet.

 

Well it would depend on what you would call a "sexy time." If I'm at a party and a wet t-shirt contest breaks out, I'm tellin' everybody. But if you are talking about actual intimacy, I might talk about tricks I've learned, or situations I've been in, but rarely about the actual event itself.

But either way, the last time I was able to attach a number to any of those (besides the last one) I was 17.





That wasn't a very fun or educational game at all really.

 

On the contrary, it was.

 

negative 522

 

I believe I'm at negative infinity from this forum alone.

 

My friend can crack his ear...he just like pulls on it and it cracks and then can't do it again for the rest of the day...isn't that weird? I know a lot of dudes who can crack and distort their bodies in a lot of strange ways...Keeps me amused.

 

Hmmm, unusual talents, what if you are just an unusual person, does that count...?

 

It depends on how talented you are at being an unusual person.

 

I'd say I could easily win that category on Star Search...Four stars...

 

What would you do?

 

be me then everyone laughs and throws trash at me... I take the trash home and hang it on my wall...But I smell it first...

 

This brought a tear to my eye.:hug:

 

can we hold hands?

 

NOT if you've touched all that trash, dirtbag!

 

I thought we were friends...

 

We could be if you knew what soap was.

Never mistake my kindness for weakness.:$